Well Borat did say that the Uzbekistanis were assholes.

You think that's bad? Wait until you see the U-235 players blow up.

Poor Paul Allen:

Paul Allen of KFAN did it better.

That's enough internet for today. I'm out. Good bye y'all, I'll remember you all in therapy.

I can't stop watching this dog. I don't know why, but it just makes me giggle so much.

Argonaut all men.

So he tests positive for something that is LEGAL for anyone over the age of 21 in this country and he gets a 1 year suspension? Josh, go play in Canada and catch 40 TDs a year for the rest of your career and drink all the Molsons you want.

This is officially more ridiculous than any scandal involving balls and puns.

The ability to hold a series lead?

Guess we know what this guy wants for Christmas!

In the interest of journalistic integrity, I heard it was a threesome and Lennay Kekua should have received photo credit.

He's fulfilling her Catholic schoolboy fetish.

There is no switchel culture to revitalize.

a batch of Jigglers with vodka

Shouldn't this be on Screamer?

You guys don't understand...French military posturing is always a prelude to capitulation and ridicule.