If ever my parents buy another cat, I will insist on it being named "Dr. Sourpeaches."

Compression shorts leave little to the imagination. This is the one time when a European soccer fan ran off a pitch screaming about someone's "banana" when it wasn't racist.

Metal? :(

Lost by TKO: Technical Kock Out.

The argument you're trying to make doesn't make sense. Did I say anything about this situation being worse than getting raped ("penis rape," as you put it)? No. Did I say this situation was horrific? Yes. Both are horrible and horrific, but I don't see "penis rape," as some sort of threshold we have to cross for a…

Weeeeeell, Idk. Next time you're sodomized by someone's hand, and then have that appendage put in your mouth, you educate us all whether or not it was horrific.

The best part is not in the .gif. When the guy gets up he's immediately leveled by a Miami defender.

How is it okay for grown men to act this way and why do people defend it? I guess these guys have grown up without ever having to mature because they've always been the subject of our culture's envy and admiration. Fucking children.

So wait- 100 people agreed to this? Did all of them participate? If they all did, then a lot of people really got screwed because they didn't make it into the video. =\ I guess they got their picture taken. Whatever.

Gladly.

He's like a little kid that throws a rock at a hornets nest then runs away to look from afar the stir that he's created. It probably gives him a false sense of power over people who comment in these threads.

tl;dr: he's a troll.

Fuck all. A-1 Thick n' Hearty or nothing.

Air Bud was always played pretty shitty defense.

Just when I think that no one could not be outraged by this I went to the Yahoo! comment section and was (predictably) let down.

LITERALLY SHRINKING THE BASE PATHS!!! OMG!!!

All I want for Christmas are my two front teeth all my teeth.

I know very few Texans who actually believe that Texas can somehow "legally" secede. Then again, I know more must exist. (After all, how else do we keep getting stuck with an asshat like Rick Perry?)

I believe the correct pronunciation is, "KENNY FUCKIN' POWERS."

Did he ever try to do the whole Puritanical cut-a-hole-in-a-sheet-so-I-don't-have-to-witness-the-other-person-sinning-during-sex thing?

Gah. What a piece of trash. Not that I know anything about this mother-son relationship, but how does one raise someone their entire life and then "poof" (pun intended... As a side note, I've never heard of this term before), just flip a switch and sling that much hate towards him?

Also, not that there's anything…