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I was about to write the same thing. As a little kid from Houston when this movie came out, I was proud that my city got to be destroyed in a movie instead of it being just NYC or LA.

Whoever wins the "Politico Commenter Regional" will win the whole damn thing. I can live with the people in the other brackets (except for the anti-vaxxers). But any region that has 9/11 truthers, libertarians, gun nuts (didn't know guns had nuts...), Christian Conservatives, Dawkins-Atheists, abortion absolutists, …

Usually when a child is forced to the ground with a clown is standing over her and a camera in her face, Chris Hansen is in the next room.

Seriously. The article was interesting enough without having to resort to blatant clickbait.

I don't know much about kick-foot, but aren't you not allowed to touch balls with your hands?

This is probably the worst thing to happen to my alma mater since Charles Whitman.

The only Busch Light I enjoy is on my girlfriend.

Contrary to popular belief, Cards fans bring gloves to games to catch baseballs and wave giant tissues (not towels) to catch anything else Carlos Martinez sends into the stands.

God I can't imagine the stench, but unfortunately, I was able to conjure up the images. Fuck you man.

Man, Alabama just needs to let it go already.

Lucky for Riley Cooper they don't throw flags at Kenny Chesney concerts.

It was all about that scrambled Spice Channel that would randomly flicker in and out of scrambled reruns of "The Simpsons."

I now get an erection every time I see Homer Simpson's profile.

Because of this, when she goes home she may literally be under fire.

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Life tip: You should never try to score during any period.

FIFA's newest marketing ploy to expand its brand to Americans.

Alpine Kenyans.

Never rubbed one out to a man's arm before. Maybe on a man's arm, but I was at a bus stop so it's cool.

Impressive. I've never seen somebody simultaenously body-slam a security guard and his scholarship.