I personally love when people use the term ‘Beta Male’ or ‘Alpha Male’. It lets you know immediately that they are a complete moron. 

Don’t forget. He stays President for two whole months after he loses the election. Those 60ish days will be insane.

Also, this fucking hero literally egging racist shitbag Fraser Anning.

You are so right. This happens Every. Single. Time. I mean, of course the addled idiot doesn’t know shit about how words work, and he’s incapable of feeling empathy or sympathy, so it’s no surprise that he’s terrible at it. The shocking part is that there is no one in charge of making sure the “leader of the free…

Trump is not just the worst President we ever had, he is one of the worst Americans ever.

Fun fact, desensitization can be related to depression.

That concerns me.

DON’T WATCH THE VIDEO. The shooter livestreamed the attack and apparently people are sharing it on social media. Please do not watch it. There is nothing to be gained from watching the murder of real people. You do not want those memories.

That was definitely the moment where America’s flatlining soul finally let go.

That was the moment I was sure his campaign was sunk. Even Republicans have loved ones with disabilities. Alas, of course, I was proven wrong. 

That moment still lives with me. And of course, it fell to the wayside, like EVERY OTHER OFFENSIVE FUCKING ACT that motherfucker performed during his campaign. And then the bullshit he tried to push about how he was just mocking his movements, not the fact that he was actually disabled.

Today in: things I forgot about because they were too stupid. 

Not to mention claiming your spawn has a learning disability. That makes me the most ragey.

I’ve seen a lot of “they probably didn’t even know it was illegal!” in regards to the bribery/test fraud... which sure let’s assume they’re all as dumb as their kids and say they didn’t know. They 100% knew that claiming these payments are charitable donations on their tax returns was SUPER ILLEGAL.

The biggest surprise to me is that people actually seem surprised. Didn’t we always assume that the rich paid to get their kids into whatever school they wanted? I know I always assumed that was the case. Maybe we’re just all collectively amazed that they’re actually finally getting in trouble for it, even though…

You think the cheating stopped once they got in? How are your friends Santa Claus, Tooth Fairy, and Eater Bunny doing?

Zadeh, the last guy on this list, bribed Singer to get his daughter enrolled in the SAME FUCKING UNIVERSITY HE’S A FACULTY MEMBER OF???

The best part of this whole deal is many of the parents only got caught bc Singer started cooperating and the FBI made him CALL EVERYONE BACK to recount the crime on a wiretap.

Your targeted ads are working well. Though you don’t need bribery to get in to SU.