Oh Linds, as a recovering alcoholic, nobody can keep somebody else sober for long. 

God, that’s so sad. This awful woman has somehow raised one apparently decent, hard working daughter, and instead of celebrating that she shits all over it.

So I looked up that section of the indictment, and it turns out it was actually their mom, who’s a Newport Beach socialite. And it gets worse - the older daughter was in on it. She knew everything and didn’t give a shit. She went along with the scheme to fake a record as a beach volleyball player, and got into USC.

I’ve repeated this a lot today:

As a former private tutor, I can guarantee you we can only do so much. If your spawn is a fucking dipshit, or even if you are so fucking apathetic yourself that you let them sleep in KNOWING FULL WELL that they have a 1st period exam and that you are their only way of getting to class…

It’s really not funny. I’m thinking of all of the really hard working students, students who put in the time, got great grades, and whose parents don’t have hundreds of thousands to bribe their way in.

I don’t feel bad for the kids at all. They had every possible advantage in life (including parents who were filling to commit crimes on their behalf) and they still couldn’t get accepted to decent colleges? Cry me a river.

It’s true, I am kind of uptight about not condoning sex with children.

It says something when a guy who intentionally goes by “Bubba the Love Sponge” isn’t the most disgusting person in a conversation.

Wilkerson and his mother were bystanders who stepped in to save the woman who jumped the barrier. 

Team Jaguar

What’s that old saying again? “Play stupid games, get stupid prizes.”

This story proves, without a shadow of a doubt, the futility of arguing with hardcore anti-vaxxers. If almost losing a child, something I fear much more than dying myself, isn’t enough to shake these people, nothing will. Bet the medical staff treating this poor child had to restrain themselves.

Every single time someone says they’re going to do X, but elevate it.

I read somewhere that one sign of a pathological liar is that they continue to lie about matters of no consequence. (See also: Elizabeth Holmes’ insistence that she could recite large passages of Jane Austen from memory)

It is not cured for everyone. The two cases involved medical situations not usually encoutered.

Listen, when ANYBODY tries to rip off Prince, nobody wins. This sad, half-hearted (half-assed?) attempt, though. Yikes.

They look like just the thing to hold up my long underwear bottoms here in Alaska. Like sweatpants, long johns are notoriously too short in the upper leg and have too-stretchy waists, resulting in a crotch riding just above my knees. The chaps could even be worn with a set of shoulder suspenders to increase “lift.”…

Saddles are made of leather, you’d be chafed down to the ischium in less time it would take you to google what the “ischium” is

Considering he gave himself an “A” score to his response of the hurricane in Puerto Rico, I’d be pretty nervous if I were Alabama right now...