It’s incredibly revealing, sometimes, what someone thinks is funny and what they say out loud in front of strangers. Most normal people wouldn’t think of this as something even remotely joke-worthy.

“In referencing the one who invited me, I used an exaggerated expression of regard, and any attempt to turn this into a negative connotation is ridiculous.”

I wonder if that’s the kid Carlson was always talking about during the healthcare debate; that he and his wife had no insurance so they paid for the pregnancy and delivery out of their pockets; therefore so should you!

I had all but forgotten about famed roof pouter Darrell Issa. The subtle savagery of Snopes is the best take on that episode.

Congressman Ted Lieu replied to the Asshole in Chief that, in fact, 98% of forest land in California is federally owned, and that Trump was the person who cut funding to the Forest Service, so any “mismanagement” lies on Trump’s head. Ted Lieu is the ultimate trump twitter troll. Also, the local news reported that…

As soon as I hear “blah blah stop with identity politics” I know I’m talking to a racist and/or moron

Why are we letting this administration do these things like they’re normal?

had been suspended because he placed “his hands on a young woman.”

Usually when someone accuses a man of “placing his hands on a young woman,” they’re being euphemistic.

I am so sorry you lost your race. Please keep your chin up and try again when you are feeling better. 

“We will, however, never tolerate a reporter placing his hands on a young woman just trying to do her job

In slow mo even

Also, Letitia James was elected NYS attorney general. An excerpt from her victory speech last night:

I lost my race, you guys. I worked my tail off to be the first woman ever elected to this position. And I lost by a tiny margin to a rich, white, Republican man: a cheating, law-breaking, career politician.

First thing I thought when a hot yoga studio was targeted is that this is another George Sodini.

Hey, you know what we could do with that $110 million?

Wait... Wut? Wasn’t it the right wing, who not too long ago was all worked up about violations of Posse Comitatus?

A child of color, particularly a Hispanic one, cannot expect to be treated fairly or get the same education as his or her white classmates in these schools. These teachers have no business in the classroom and should be removed.

Teacher dressed as the Statue of Liberty while holding up a wall should have collapsed upon herself in an irony singularity.

Dressing as the Statue of Liberty and the border wall at the same time ... the cognitive dissonance there is is truly breathtaking.