They didn’t like the original narrative because it was something they could do something about and didn’t want to. Now it’s been turned to something WE have to change.

Evil ages you, but allows you to outlive everyone.

One day.

Yup. The only crime here was filming in portrait.

Are you a California resident? Because that’s not how she’s seen here.

Dear Disney,
What more proof do you need that kids have broad tastes?

I think college is also when a lot of people from EXCEPTIONALLY homogenous schools/hometowns/cultures meet people that are unlike them for the first time, and their reactions are not always commendable.

You guys think this story sounds bad so far? Well, here's the kicker:

Bad vote counting in Florida, shocking.

Baby Got BAC

It's rare that I can discuss a sports story with my wife, who has a masters in epidemiology/infectious disease.

I'd be concerned that you had to explain to your boyfriend that Quincy Jones is a big deal.

This man would not last A DAY in Lindy West's Twitter life.

All that hard work for nothing, Brad Paisley and LL Cool J.

That's like threatening to fight every heterosexual at a Melissa Etheridge concert.

Howard couldn't function when he was the sole superstar in Orlando, and then quit. He couldn't function playing alongside superstars in L.A., and then quit (Kobe's Achilles "phased him out," and Howard still quit). Have fun, Houston!

dwight howard is tiresome at this point. it sounds like everything has to be perfect for him to play basketball or he will sulk. i would never want him on my team.

Zola Budd would like a word.