No, she's mocking them but also mocking the "nice Communications major" who idiotically thinks a guy's going to remember someone who didn't get "his D wet." She has contempt for everyone who isn't her, is the main point that I am getting.

This girl is awesome. I am so thankful she has no intention to rehab her image and is just jumping into it cunt deep.

Wasn't he just on a team filled with superstars? I really don't understand why the Lakers are so desperate for this guy to come back, he's a cancer and extremely overrated.

He didn't want to run for president. He wanted to BE president. He wanted it handed to him on a silver platter without so much as smiling at a single baby.

He really doesn't get half the credit he is due for royally fucking certain things up.

Ronald Reagan is the worst thing to have ever happened to this nation.

Old people vote republican in high numbers and the GOP is talking about age?

This is comedy gold.

Sometimes people don't want to know.

God I hope so. At least Elizabeth Warren wouldn't cite Margaret Thatcher as an inspiration. I get that she was first lady PM but her policies, politics and attitude were bad enough during the Reagan years. We don't need more of that shit.

The tryhard in this description hurts my soul.

Perfect role — you're sick of him after Thanksgiving.

Dwight's turkey will be the one who constantly jokes around about how import their goal is, then fails to contribute in any meaningful way as they come up short.

No joke needs to be made here. Just enjoy, and move along.

"I don't do Facebook" is up there too.

It's the ultimate humble brag.

For some reason, I find it really annoying when people say "I don't watch tv." No one cares.

I hope to God somebody publishes names, so a bunch of rich white legacy shitheads can never again apply for a job without the prospective employer Googling their names and getting hits involving the phrase "faggot nigger."

THAT IS IT FOR TODAY. Between this, the Ohio abortion bill, and the Groupthink post with the midget pet t-shirt I am so done. I don't even have a gif to contribute.

You know, I was going to post something about how the military requires personnel to speak English because it has a very real interest in making sure that all of its members can communicate clearly with one another. I looked up the pertinent Army regulation and as it turns out, I was wrong. English is only a…

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And while we're at it, what's up with San Antonio calling itself "San Antonio"? Go back to Mexico, San Antonio. In America, we speak English.