I really dislike Pewdiepie, but I’m not going to wish ill on him or celebrate him deleting his shit. People like him, and I am completely unaffected by his work, so why should it matter to me? Really, good for him for being so successful at YouTube work. He may not be my thing, but it’s cool that he’s done so well.

Oh yeah, dude’s a huge dork. That’s one of his very best qualities.

Why is the motion of the wheely bit so... sensual?

I CRASHED MY PLOW INTO A COP CAR, THE OTHER DAY

That’s part of why I have a hard time with Final Fantasy games. I enjoy a good RPG and everything, but if I had to choose between a 50+ hour game, and a 15 hour game, I’m gonna go with the latter. I like feeling like I’ve accomplished something, rather than feeling like I have to chip away before getting to that…

I know a lot of great people who play video games, I sometimes forget that there’s a lot of gamers out there who can’t handle interactions with other people and feel the need to lash out.

Dear lord dude, how old are you? Seriously? You aren’t better than any of us. The fact that you can’t get through a comment without making it clear how much better you are for not liking the aesthetics of this or any other game makes you worse than the rest of us. This bullshit pretentious attitude isn’t cute and it…

They have to be, right? There’s no way a real adult would spend this much time insulting people because others like something they personally don’t, while arguing semantics and attempting to sound oh-so-smart. It’s textbook Angsty Teen behavior.

I do have standards. Just because it’s pixel art and not highly-realistic doesn’t mean it isn’t a gorgeous and sharp game.

I won’t even believe it exists when I’ve bought it. I just assume it’s going to be a blu-ray compilation of half-remembered Cheers episodes. You can’t fool me, Ico.

Wait, Underdale was ugly to you? What the hell is wrong with you? That game is stunning.

“That’s... that’s never happened before. What do I do...? I’ll just book it. Whatever. Fuck that dog. Fuck that dude. I’m out.”

I trust Naughty Dog to only tell a story if they feel it should be told. They’ve gotten very good at being very deliberate about what they make, and I doubt they’d have made this game just to make a buck.

I don’t know if that’s fair in this case. Watch_Dogs 2 is an absurd naming convention, but “Part II” serves a stylistic purpose. It implies that it’s meant to be a true continuation of the story told in the first game, much in the same way The Godfather Part II was - calling it The Godfather 2 would have been a much…

Wait, what are you talking about? Shyamalan didn’t do The Last Airbender, Bryan Konietzko and Michael DiMartino did. Silly goof!!

I have this fantasy of the recount resulting in states being taken away from Trump and given to Hillary and when they go to tell her, she has a Cast Away beard going and has descended into mild madness.

They are nothing if they’re not incredibly consistent. It’s something I truly appreciate about them. They don’t half-ass anything.

I think that would be the best prank ever.

Mine is 10-6:30 with a half hour lunch. It’s livable.

The gloves are off, the wisdom teeth are out. Wha’chu on about?

The gloves are off, the wisdom teeth are out. Wha’chu on about?