The minute he said this I knew the proverbial shit would hit the fan. I mean Jordan didn’t even have to say this because we all know how white men react when any film, TV show, Broadway Play, off Broadway play, mini series, Romantic Comedy, porno or Instagram post doesn’t revolve around them or their shitty lives. Oh…

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I have one complaint: Lars and the Off Coloreds should’ve shown up early enough to participate in the fight. That little tag on ending wasn't enough for him so his arc feels incomplete. Otherwise, great episode. 

Greg just gets hurt in gem fights. Now, if Steven fused with him ....... he’d literally be a Rocker! :)

Ah, by ... sex? That’s why White didn’t know what to do with him. 

I think Connie’s parents the Maheswarans know that, on some level, they’re not just sending Connie into space, but Stevonnie as well. Her mom won’t forget the warrior princess who saved her in the hospital that time.

The scream of “She’s GONE.” shook me.
I’m still shaking. That was a perfect episode.

I didn’t say it out loud, but I had a visceral, internal “NO NO NO” as it happened.

That’s always been SU’s best quality I feel: it gives us the emotional satisfaction without diluting it. I remember people tittering about when we’d see Stevonnie fight and not one season later it’s like “BAM! STEVONNE RIDING LION! YER WELCOME!” 

I was literally screaming “NO NO NO” at my TV. 

I don’t think I’ve ever cringed more watching TV than watching that shot of White plucking Steven’s gem out of his stomach. I’ve been less alarmed/creeped out watching horror movies. Just thinking about it writing this comment is giving me shivers.

I love how the whole series came around full circle back to "if every pork chop were perfect, we wouldn't have hot dogs".

Wiseau serious?

Ha! What a bunch of scumbags. WTF are you gray for? UNGRAY!

One of the HuffPo reporters asked McConnell that same question already.... and Brer Terrapin absolutely didn’t miss a beat. Of course he knew that question was coming, and he had his deflection ready.

13-17 year olds don’t have a completely developed emotional system for dealing with relationships. That’s why we have laws to protect them from adult predators. She’s coming from a fucked up place, but she got into it as a child, and couldn’t figure out how to get out of it as an adult.

So a teenage girl pretended to be a man in his 30's on the internet.

Yeah, please fuck off forever. I’ve lived through catastrophic natural disasters. People need to eat and drink clean water. Christ, go jerk yourself off with Atlas Shrugged again, you wretched piece of shit.

Go directly to hell, you absolute nightmare of a person.

I love the final season of Lost, handful of episodes notwithstanding (what was Tina Fey doing on the island again?) I loved the return to traipsing across the jungle, discovering mysteries along the way. I loved the way it brought a lot of stuff full circle, conceptually and thematically, while infusing it with new…