“To all the fine folks in the Midwest, sorry we said ‘fuck’ so much.”

What about Gay Perry, Val Kilmer’s character in Kiss Kiss Bang Bang? He’d do a better job.

This is something I feel is often necessary to be “That Guy” about. I have to repeat this regularly when I see the “Why doesn’t Cartoon Network just move Adventure Time to Adult Swim?” question come up on the Adventure Time subreddit. Same channel, different organizations. Williams Street is totally separate.

FUN FACT FROM WIKIPEDIA: It was originally spelled Aloah, but a mixup at the post office resulted in it being spelled Aloha. It has nothing to do with Native American wording - it was merely a clerical error that was never fixed.

The joke is that, by the end of the trailer, there’s a terrifying monster that wants to help a small child in his quest.

It’s Falkor the Luckdragon from The Neverending Story.

Hey, if you haven’t read So You’ve Been Publicly Shamed by Jon Ronson, you absolutely should. It’s tremendous, and it changed how i exist on the internet.

I’m more confused about having a gag involving the pool - and alluding to the pool’s history - being something they got away with.

I’m a few days late on this, but as someone casually into BDSM: the phrase “is this okay?” is genuinely one of the most important tools in your arsenal, above rope and riding crops and post-play lotion. Making sure your partner is comfortable is like the most important thing. I mean Jesus, this is basic shit.

“Dan” rhymes with “Man”, and men jerk off.

Sometimes, we forget the joy of a straightforward game. I’m a person who loves RPGs but often gets intimidated by them (since I’m just gonna end up with shitloads of stuff I’m never gonna finish), so the idea of a real STORY is great to me.

Shh, keep it down, you’re gonna wake THE SHEEPLE

Similarly: anyone remember Sugar, Sugar by The Archies? Wasn’t that just the pinnacle of timeless art?

I like the way your brain works, Dr. Zoidberg.

It’s funny that you mention Trauma Center, that was the same game that convinced me of how great the idea is.

Come on, man. Daredevil has superpowers. You don’t think it’s a little possible that he might have a little more favor with the Force than everyone else?

I am an absolute schlub and I was married for 6 years. I’ve been in my current relationship for over a year.

It has been said before already, but I’ll repeat: Reddit isn’t the problem, it’s some subreddits. I use Reddit all the time, and I’m subscribed to a lot of subs. If I didn’t know about the gross shit that happens elsewhere on the site from sources outside of Reddit, I’d never know it existed. Even when I do run into…

Do we have any of those smallpox blankets still hanging around? I’m sure he’ll be cold without Melania there, maybe we could help... keep him warm.

I mean, I get that, but I feel like this is minor and silly enough that it shouldn’t affect the experience.