TemporaryLife
TemporaryLife
TemporaryLife

In internet terms, a “beta” is someone who does things the person using it doesn’t like, like “be an adult” and “not be a misogynist” and “not be a horrible fucking person to strangers for no reason”.

Yeah, I find the mere act of going “LOL UR SO TRIGGERED GO BACK TO YOUR SAFE SPACE” is, in and of itself, the cry of a person who doesn’t like that someone said a thing they don’t like in a place they like being in.

Yeah, the only time I remember that the_donald exists is when I wander over to r/SubredditDrama, and even then they are usually more concerned with doofuses having slapfights over dumb shit.

Perhaps they should go back to their safe spaces if they’re going to act so triggered all the time.

I don’t know what that means here, but okay. I’m just pointing out that saying things like “Aww, does your imaginary sky man get upset when people don’t worship him? How precious.” to random people on the internet who didn’t do much besides call NDT a scumbag loser atheist is kinda a shitty way to spend your time.

I’m with this. It’s a rare day that I’ll pay full price for a game. I spent the $40 on my copy of Pokemon Sun, but that was also because I needed the joy in my life.

I’m with this. It’s a rare day that I’ll pay full price for a game. I spent the $40 on my copy of Pokemon Sun, but

I wasn’t talking about NDT.

I think that movie was the longest feeling 2 hours of cinema I’ve ever seen. It wasn’t a bad movie, but it was punishingly joyless, full of bad people doing bad things to each other for no reason, and too vague to even enjoy the world they built.

To be fair, Neil DeGrasse-Tyson is kind of a pretentious killjoy. He’s not as bad as Ricky Gervais or Richard Dawkins or Christopher Hitchens, but he is still kind of a pain in the ass.

Yeah, I’ll be honest: I named mine Drumpf.

Who would you rather review this? Why shouldn’t it be written by someone who knows and understands what they’re reviewing? Are you incapable of critiquing things you love?

This is an extremely solid joke. Good work.

I’m a huge, huge fan of Vulpix, so despite my initial plans to get Moon, I’m going to have to pick up Sun tomorrow.

It’s a movie about the importance of communication between world superpowers and the affect an unknown can have on geopolitics. It’s weird that you’re bothered that they talked about politics in a review of a movie about diplomacy and politics.

Welp, then I guess I know what I’m gonna get to take the edge off as I traverse Bloodborne. Thanks for the good praise, I’m wicked into this!

I didn’t know this was a thing they were making, but I’m really into it. I don’t typically care for sports games, but I loved loved loved the SSX games when I was a kid, and since they probably aren’t gonna keep making those, I would love something that brings me the same level of joy those games did.

I legitimately chanted “PAUL RYAN 2017" at my girlfriend yesterday when we were talking about how much we hate Trump and Pence. I hope they both get fucking impeached. And I didn’t even want George W. Bush impeached.

I had an Election Day party (which was, by the way, the worst party I’ve ever thrown), and a friend of mine brought me a copy of Bloodborne he was accidentally sent with the copy of Mario Maker he bought. In his words, “I don’t need that kind of stress in my life.” So, to get out some aggression, I’m going to try to

Is this like the animator suffering a heart attack in Monty Python & the Holy Grail, removing the peril?