I don’t think having a “comically bloated ego” is responsible for being optimistic and hoping your mother went to heaven.

Dear lord, I very, very much enjoy this line. It’s absolutely spot-on, to the point where I almost wonder if it was the intended aesthetic of that console.

THE RAINDROPS
THE RAINDROPS
THE RAINDROPS
THE RAINDROPS
THE RAINDROPS
THE RAINDROPS
THE RAINDROPS
THE RAINDROPS
T H E R A I N D R O P S
T H E R A I N D R O P S
T H E R A I N D R O P S
T H E R A I N D R O P S

,,,Wait, are you implying that being good looking and having professional photos done somehow throws their enjoyment of an extremely likeable Disney movie into question?

Got a chance to see Ride back in the fall. They were absolutely sublime. I don’t know why every single shoegaze band decided to come back, but it makes me so happy.

Woah, dick.

Yeah, but he’s an old busy guy and probably just doesn’t read shit on the internet all that much. He’s got very little reason to be connected, and has shown very little interest in pursuing it. If it were most anybody else I’d call bullshit, but considering it’s Jon Stewart (who doesn’t internet much), and his…

I’m terribly sorry that people are taking away your right to take away other people’s rights. It sucks, I know. We all feel super bad for you.

Hey now, the greater parts of Reddit don’t have time for their cunty nonsense. They can take that shit to Voat.

Actually, female-to-male sexual assignment surgery is not only incredibly expensive, but often leaves the patient feeling incredibly unsatisfied due to the lack of advancements in surgical procedures. As a rule, it’s easier to dig a hole than it is to build a pole, so to speak.

You don’t know what a transperson is. Please stop acting as though you do, because this misinformation shit is not helping anybody.

Hey, you know that people who haven’t had sexual reassignment surgery are still trans, right?

Get outta here.

When HBO has taken everyone down, they’ll go after Agatha, Dash, and Arthur. Then even the PreCogs cannot see what the future of Westeros holds.

We’re up all night to get Kirby.

I am FINALLY playing Undertale. I’m an hour and a half in, just got to Snowdin. It’s a goddamn lovely game, good grief. I don’t think a game has ever made me feel so happy.

This sounds like an absolute disaster for everyone who isn’t Bandai Namco or Fromsoft. Those dudes don’t seem to give a single fuck.

WHATEVER YOU DO, STAY THE FUCK OUTTA OREGON, THERE’S NO PORTLANDS HERE FOR YOU TO MOVE TO.

Ken *Griffey, fella.

“Dying is easy, young man. Living is harder.”