Yeah, but he’s an old busy guy and probably just doesn’t read shit on the internet all that much. He’s got very little reason to be connected, and has shown very little interest in pursuing it. If it were most anybody else I’d call bullshit, but considering it’s Jon Stewart (who doesn’t internet much), and his…

I’m terribly sorry that people are taking away your right to take away other people’s rights. It sucks, I know. We all feel super bad for you.

Hey now, the greater parts of Reddit don’t have time for their cunty nonsense. They can take that shit to Voat.

Actually, female-to-male sexual assignment surgery is not only incredibly expensive, but often leaves the patient feeling incredibly unsatisfied due to the lack of advancements in surgical procedures. As a rule, it’s easier to dig a hole than it is to build a pole, so to speak.

You don’t know what a transperson is. Please stop acting as though you do, because this misinformation shit is not helping anybody.

Hey, you know that people who haven’t had sexual reassignment surgery are still trans, right?

Get outta here.

When HBO has taken everyone down, they’ll go after Agatha, Dash, and Arthur. Then even the PreCogs cannot see what the future of Westeros holds.

We’re up all night to get Kirby.

I am FINALLY playing Undertale. I’m an hour and a half in, just got to Snowdin. It’s a goddamn lovely game, good grief. I don’t think a game has ever made me feel so happy.

This sounds like an absolute disaster for everyone who isn’t Bandai Namco or Fromsoft. Those dudes don’t seem to give a single fuck.

WHATEVER YOU DO, STAY THE FUCK OUTTA OREGON, THERE’S NO PORTLANDS HERE FOR YOU TO MOVE TO.

Ken *Griffey, fella.

“Dying is easy, young man. Living is harder.”

As an aspie: yes yes yes yes yes this very much yes

The last time I flew out of state, the turbulence turned the flight into a rock polisher. The pilot repeatedly got on the intercom to apologize for how awful it was. I had a panic attack in the air, and while I mostly kept my composure, the first thing I did when I got off the plane was walked calmly to the bathroom…

I’ve only been on a single date from someone I met on Tinder. We’ve been together since August. It’s going pretty well so far.

He isn’t wrong, though. I think Pewdiepie is deplorable, even if he’s making less gay jokes now. His comment was based on knowing that a lot of people would say that “used to be horrible” is incorrect because it implies that he’s stopped.

I’ve said that for years. I’ve been listening to his work since I was 13 and Feeling Kinda Patton dropped on my unsuspecting head like a bolt from the blue. It has been beautiful watching his comedy and his subject matter progress from the Plan-B bit on Werewolves & Lollipops to the stuff about his daughter on Finest…

Dear lord, this is adorable.