TemporaryLife
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TemporaryLife

I honestly think this is my favorite Kotaku comment ever. No hyperbole. This is just lovely.

It’s the Ratzenberger Principle: they don’t need a gigantic role, but they’ll be in there.

I got that, too, it felt like she was being sarcastic. “Yes, yes, you’re very brave.”

I saw that Zootopia trailer before The Good Dinosaur. It’s probably one of the funniest trailers I’ve seen since the red band Deadpool trailer. I love it because it’s just basically just a beautifully crafted short film, and though it doesn’t exactly tell you anything about what the movie itself is about or will look

This joke is not getting enough credit.

If you haven’t read Silver Screen Fiend, please do. He talks about how it felt seeing Phantom Menace when it came out. At one point, he quotes his brother: “This is like watching C SPAN, only everyone is wearing monster masks.” In fact, he partially credits the movie with breaking him of his unhealthy addiction to

That one messed me up so bad. It came out of nowhere. I listened while I was trying to eat lunch one day. I went to work feeling hollow and haunted.

Hey, I have that Death Grips shirt.

You just said Shia LaBeouf so many times, the name has lost all meaning.

Simple: the one with the most meth is Kent.

You could even wrap that around a Restaurant at the End of the Universe reference if you wanted to.

You’d be able to find it by following the light of the Kenny Rogers Roasters sign.

Technically, nothing in this timeline exists to have that view. There’s no building in Seattle with the view of the Space Needle that Frasier had.

All I fucking want is the Cascadian Wastes. Give me Seattle and Portland. Let me speak to the head of the Tillikum family on the top floor of Big Pink. Let me snipe Deathclaws from the roof of the Space Needle. All I want is to discover a nuclear test site on Mount Tabor, or the Brotherhood of Steel hiding in the

You say “lingering suspicion”, I say “deep longing”.

Whatever you say, Mr. The Plague.

Soon, you’ll be able to hack the planet.

The proper pluralization is “Lago”, please get it right.

You’re not even a very interesting troll.

This Sadness toy is absolutely wonderful.