It’s confusing because there’s really absolutely no actual similarities between the two. They are in no way related, they are in no way similar, and they are not the same medium. None of what you’re saying makes any sense.

Honestly the Bullet Farmer was possibly my favorite of the three. I loved him as “The Scales of Justice”, and I loved his “All this over a family squabble” line. I loved his bullet headdress. I loved his character design. He’s fucking great.

What does Fury Road have to do with Phantom Pain?

What the hell are you talking about? Fury Road had a great story that was totally explained. Just because it was minimal doesn’t mean it was bad. In fact, I think it was incredibly refreshing that it was a very simple film.

I agree: Cawthon is a genius.

So HTC is a sponsor of the music festival I’m attending this weekend, and they have their VR tech out for demonstration. I haven’t used Oculus yet, but HTC’s motherfucker blew my goddamn mind. Part of their demo included some nifty little Portal fun (it’s got a bit of a relationship with Steam, I guess?), and I could n…

PIGPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN

Simple: because I watch Let’s Plays for the person(s) playing. I don’t give much of a shit about I Am Bread, but watching Markiplier fury his way through it was pretty fun. Ditto for Sonic Adventures DX and Game Grumps, or (though I care about the games) EpicNameBro and all of FromSoft’s work. If I find a playthrough…

It would probably be Simon Pegg poppin’ out of a bowl of rice in Indo-China ready to pop a cap in his ass. Why? Because he’d get to wear a mask.

I’m sorry, but no: the term is, was, always will be offensive, no matter how 4chan or anime fans use it. The MtF trans community struggles enough with the fact that a considerable amount of heinous fucks think we’re trying to “trap” straight men and somehow coerce them into sex under the assumption that we’re…

I’m sorry, are you seriously attempting to compare the term “trap” to that? You understand why “trap” is offensive, right? Or are you just trying - poorly, I might add - to be glib?

He didn’t use a pair of pliers or a blowtorch on one single Syndicate member!! 1/5 STARS

Should we count Days of Future Past and Cap’n America, as the former is a reboot of the series, and the latter is only a part of a larger universe? ‘Cause if Captain America counts, we should be talking about how amazing it is that Ant-Man was so good despite being the 12th in the series.

I mean, you get that it’s outrageously transphobic, right? It’s a shitty, demeaning term. And while I’m not saying you personally are transphobic, the word’s continued use is pretty goddamn awful.

Traps

I may or may not have “agaetis byrjun” tattooed on my right forearm.

Yeah, boo any game that doesn’t just lay out all the story and answers for you, any game that doesn’t doesn’t have any story, we must be hand-fed every detail or else the story doesn’t real!!!!!

Because you aren’t saying it because you think he should give himself more credit. You’re saying it because you think you score Cool Points for saying that people shouldn’t believe in a higher being. You’re an Atheist, that’s cool, so am I! And I am 100% happy that religion exists. I’m 100% happy that millions and…

This is why people hate Atheists, man.

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