Scarlett Johansson did do a movie where she plays a disembodied artificial intelligence, opposite Joaquin Phoenix, which is probably why it’s wanted.

I really, really, really like these predictions. Good show!

I love this wood-paneling so much, I want to take it behind the middle school and get it pregnant.

Diancie is Rose Quartz + Garnet.

That’s... actually a little cute, not gonna lie.

Funny thing is, I saw this and, no shit, said “DAT ASSSSSS” out loud to myself in an empty room. I thought to say something, but didn’t.

I feel like, if Nicki Minaj woke up tomorrow and decided to shoot her way into the White House and murder every single person before being captured, her attorney could get up and say “Your Honor, in my client’s defense: her verse on “Monster,”” and she would walk that day.

So you’re judging a game you didn’t actually play as “bad” because...?

I don’t know if it counts as a “hot, trendy commodity” when it has been “back” (read: “didn’t actually go away but has had a resurgence in popularity”) for like a decade.

My copy of Things We Lost in the Fire is one of the best purchases I’ve made. I don’t actually think there’s any music that doesn’t sound a bit better on vinyl, though, especially electronic.

Correct me if I’m wrong, but doesn’t bringing something to life usually imply that they’ve created a visual rendering of something that was previously only a concept, much like how Jurassic Park brought dinosaurs “to life”, and how the Harry Potter films brought Hogwarts “to life”?

I think you’re just about the worst person in all of the Gawker network. You embarrass us all.

This is only a tough one because all four of them kinda sound/look disgusting.

Sounds like somebody doesn’t actually live in the US, and never heard of John F. Kennedy.

Good lord, and you think Redditors are the ones throwing a hissy fit.

It’s hard to take something seriously when it uses part of that played out PC Master Race image that wanglords like to post all the damn time.

It’s hard to take something seriously when it uses part of that played out PC Master Race image that wanglords like…

My local GameStop is also great. They’re fantastic people who love games like most love breathing, and are always great for giving honest, fleshed-out opinions on any given game. They’ll talk your ear off if you give them the chance, and it is absolutely worth it to give them that chance. That, and they’re so willing…

“Before Stonehenge there was Woodhenge and Strawhenge, but a big bad wolf came and blew them down and three little piggies were relocated to the projects.”

Serious question: why was anybody mad that they were releasing a PC port of a fairly old game, rather than remaking it?

You keep saying things that make me think you haven’t actually read or processed a word I’ve said. That nice little story about your brother, which ignored my point about those people being trolls, is one instance - you know what trolls are, right? You know they say things they don’t believe to fuck with people,…