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I may or may not have “agaetis byrjun” tattooed on my right forearm.

Yeah, boo any game that doesn’t just lay out all the story and answers for you, any game that doesn’t doesn’t have any story, we must be hand-fed every detail or else the story doesn’t real!!!!!

Because you aren’t saying it because you think he should give himself more credit. You’re saying it because you think you score Cool Points for saying that people shouldn’t believe in a higher being. You’re an Atheist, that’s cool, so am I! And I am 100% happy that religion exists. I’m 100% happy that millions and…

This is why people hate Atheists, man.

I really, really, really like these predictions. Good show!

Diancie is Rose Quartz + Garnet.

Funny thing is, I saw this and, no shit, said “DAT ASSSSSS” out loud to myself in an empty room. I thought to say something, but didn’t.

I feel like, if Nicki Minaj woke up tomorrow and decided to shoot her way into the White House and murder every single person before being captured, her attorney could get up and say “Your Honor, in my client’s defense: her verse on “Monster,”” and she would walk that day.

So you’re judging a game you didn’t actually play as “bad” because...?

I don’t know if it counts as a “hot, trendy commodity” when it has been “back” (read: “didn’t actually go away but has had a resurgence in popularity”) for like a decade.

My copy of Things We Lost in the Fire is one of the best purchases I’ve made. I don’t actually think there’s any music that doesn’t sound a bit better on vinyl, though, especially electronic.

I think you’re just about the worst person in all of the Gawker network. You embarrass us all.

This is only a tough one because all four of them kinda sound/look disgusting.

It’s hard to take something seriously when it uses part of that played out PC Master Race image that wanglords like to post all the damn time.

It’s hard to take something seriously when it uses part of that played out PC Master Race image that wanglords like…

My local GameStop is also great. They’re fantastic people who love games like most love breathing, and are always great for giving honest, fleshed-out opinions on any given game. They’ll talk your ear off if you give them the chance, and it is absolutely worth it to give them that chance. That, and they’re so willing…

Serious question: why was anybody mad that they were releasing a PC port of a fairly old game, rather than remaking it?

You keep saying things that make me think you haven’t actually read or processed a word I’ve said. That nice little story about your brother, which ignored my point about those people being trolls, is one instance - you know what trolls are, right? You know they say things they don’t believe to fuck with people,…

I would have put 3 at the top with 2 if the melee combat weren’t all quicktimey and shit. I spent a lot of my time in Uncharted 2 punching goons to death, and it was a really frustrating experience in #3.

Once more, with feeling: My point is the word is, more often than not, used by someone to try and insult someone because they like something that the person using the word doesn’t like. The word has lost all meaning, and the use of it, at this point, is a little bit on the douchey side.