This is what the Kickstarter looks like one hour in.

I feel like you didn’t actually read what I wrote. My point was that “fanboys” seem to be an imagined boogeyman, and the word gets tacked on to everyone who says “I dunno, I kinda like That Thing You Aren’t Into.” I don’t know if I’ve ever seen the word applied to somebody that I would ever actually call a fanboy, and…

Shenmue 3: The Search for More Money

I’d like to call for a moratorium on the word “fanboy”. It’s juvenile, and it seems to me everyone only uses it to mean “fan of something that isn’t the thing I like”.

oh my fucking god i’m gonna throw up, this is a miracle.

I honestly think I’d have a meltdown.

It’s at 70% on Rotten Tomatoes.

I, for one, am painfully excited to see it. Lost World and JP3 were basically hot garbage, but the initial reviews for this one are promising (I knew it wouldn’t be Mad Max: Fury Road levels of good, but the reviews seem to spell “not great, but pretty good!” which is all I need), and it would be a dreadful disservice…

Everyone to Uwe Boll: Fuck you for making unforgivably bad movies!

Tell that to Lincoln.

Personally: the Uncharted series is one of my favorite series ever. I own the games, but that doesn’t mean I don’t a) want to replay them ever again, or b) don’t want to play them again with better graphics.

I don’t understand the complaints about graphics. I think this looks fantastic.

Just peeked my head in. It’s gilded, but:

That’s really weird about your screen names.

TRUE FUCKING CLASSICS, MY FRIEND.

Seriously! They’re all just the worst! And how about Aliens or T2: Judgment Day or the other two movies in the Dollars Trilogy? Embarrassing AND unnecessary!!

Nope. People hated it. Terrible reviews, too.

I really like Immeowtan Joe there, and Imperator Furryosa.

Just saw Hot Chip play on Tuesday. They were fucking awesome. Go see them if you have the chance.

IF I’M GOING TO DIE, I’M GOING TO DIE HISTORIC ON THE RAINBOW ROAD