The difference is, it sounds like you had a legitimate problem. Other guy just failed to read the instructions.

Yeah, how dare they make you misread very clear instructions and then give you your money back despite you being the one in the wrong.

Yeah, my wife knows all mine, and I know hers. We've been together for six years, there's no real need to keep everything a secret.

I suspect the guy she's cheating with is actually Vincent Adultman.

Yeah, you're right, what a pathetic bastard, doing things with his wife and family on the internet. For shame.

He has a YouTube channel, on which he plays CS:GO. Do you actually know what "attention whoring" is, or do you think that anybody having feelings about things on the internet is just looking for attention?

That's not pathetic. Pathetic is going onto message boards and telling people that they're sad for finding joy in the things they like.

The answer is A Link Between Worlds. It's so good, it's honestly my very favorite Zelda game, without question. No other Zelda game has ever felt so vital, so fun, so perfect.

Link's Awakening is legitimately in my top five favorites.

I get you. That's something that definitely influences the gadgets I buy: the ability to bring one charger that will plug into a whole bunch of stuff. My 3DS is the only thing that requires a different charger.

Responding to an emergency situation = "Dirty Harry style".

"CHIEF! There's a man on the phone who is saying he's killed his own wife!"
"MY GOD, JOHNSON. Quick, look at his profile on LinkedIn and see if you can rustle up anything suspicious! MCCOY! You check his Facebook and see if he's changed his relationship status to 'It's Complicated'! We have to get to the bottom of this…

I'm 24 and I don't see absolutely anything funny about it, at all. So, it's not just you.

I was over at a friend's house one day, and my phone was dying. I asked him if he had a charger I could use. He looks at it and goes, "Oh, I don't think I do, I don't have a cord for a plug that specialized."

I don't download games, but the reason I download music and movies and TV is because I am persistently broke, and if I didn't, I wouldn't see/hear anything. I know I'm not the only one.

I think the point was that it's confusing to say "Video games" a couple times without any explanation for why they're just saying "Video games".

My ALBW 3DS XL came with an adapter.

Baloney. Mine absolutely definitely came with an AC adapter.

Translation: "I hate people because they live in a place."

Speaking as a Portlander: I would be the personal sex slave of Rockstar North to get to play GTA: Cascade City.