I'm with you on this one. I suck as a Dark Souls player, but I'm so fucking in love with the world and the lore. I have so many places and artifacts and bits of lore rattling around in my brain, and they're only things I've experienced through others.

I think he's insinuating that Microsoft sent them $1.6m, but Sony only sent $1.5. That is, after all, how business works: video game companies pay aggregate websites to display marginally better scores.

It's an aggregate site. Not every site reviews games on the same system, and games sometimes play differently on different systems. It has less to do with money, and more to do with the luck of the draw. They'd be tied if a couple sites had given one a slightly better score, or the other a slightly lower score. Hell,…

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He actually did have the right to say that about another company, and just as much right to change his mind on something, or do something only kinda similar - remember, Facebook and Microsoft aren't all that similar. Just like you have the right to not support Mojang/Notch/Minecraft/etc., if you don't like the things…

Or, every dentist's dream. Imagine all the patients.

I take it you didn't read that letter he wrote, that I just linked to, called "I'm Leaving Mojang". If you had, you'd know he did hire somebody to be the new boss and leave the company.

Wow, so, he's really living every person's dream with that built-in candy dispensary there...

He jumped ship because he couldn't handle the pressure involved with being in charge of something that big anymore. You may want to read his letter on why he left Mojang, if you haven't. I can't blame him for bowing out, and deciding to buy a nice big house to be alone in. He's earned that right.

I don't know what property costs are elsewhere, but I'll share my brief story: A couple years back, my wife and I started looking for a house. We found a nice one for $100k. We got the realtor to come show us the place... and it was pretty awful. Needed a new roof, needed a new fence, just tremendously outdated. The…

I don't know what property costs are elsewhere, but I'll share my brief story: A couple years back, my wife and I started looking for a house. We found a nice one for $100k. We got the realtor to come show us the place... and it was pretty awful. Needed a new roof, needed a new fence, just tremendously outdated. The…

Have you ever looked at photos of a house, and wanted to jerk off to that house?

I, sadly, can relate to the first guy. Actually, I'm afraid I have him beat. (This isn't meant to be one-upsmanship.)

Only in America

One must keep in mind that all of these games are told from the Mario Bros. perspective and thus portray them as the infallible protagonists and Bowser as the mindless villain. However, even with this intentional bias and deception in favor of the Mario Bros., it is possible to glimpse some of the truth behind…

I don't remember the last time I read a comment as overwhelmingly snarky as this one. Good show.

Is it just me, or does that mocap face look a hell of a lot like Pete Holmes?

I'm so glad you enjoyed that!

Markiplier is great. I was on the fence about him up until recently, but I watched his Five Nights at Freddy's videos and they were great. Then he posted a couple really personal things in the last week, completely unrelated to games, massively heartfelt gratitude to his fans stuff... it really pushed me over the…