Do you really want a whole movie of just Noomi Rapace hanging out with Michael Fassbender's head, too? Because I totally want that movie. I almost don't care how they do it. They can even make it all Rosencrantz & Guildenstern are Dead with shittons of talking and no real action at all, if they want.

For real. Prometheus was a failure as a prequel to Alien, but man, it was a pretty good movie on its own. The fact that it was supposed to be in the Alien universe is the only reason anybody gave it so much shit. If it were the start of a new franchise, people would have crapped their pants over it.

Jesus, good work!

I came here to say just this. He's aware that Ridley Scott made fucking Robin Hood, right? Prometheus may not be as fucking awesome as it should have been, but it was still a serviceable film. Robin Hood is goddamn unforgivable.

I have. It's still incredible. Those are two separate works, you know.

*could have

It's actually probably factual. If they're aiming to make a 16-bit video game, chances are, they're also aiming for music to match. "Downgraded" doesn't necessarily refer to the quality of the work, and likely refers to the quality of the sound.

For what it's worth, ALBW is the only 3DS game I've played that totally justifies the use of 3D. It's stunning in 3D.

Yeah, it was an actuaLOL. It wasn't me saying I lol'd but didn't actually laugh at all. I actually laughed out loud.

I lol'd out loud at that. Those patch notes are pretty fun.

JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM BAXTERRRRRR!

This is a super painful reminder that, instead of being at Rose City, I was stuck at work. Son of a bitch.

For serious. I have a single friend who plays, and she plays during the day, when I'm at work/with my family.

A lot of people are saying that this describes "every raid ever", but in reality it just describes every game ever. The first players will always be forced to slog and scrape through, but once word gets out on how to do things, everything speeds up. It's not a bad thing, it's just how games work, really.

My dad's the only person I've ever heard talk about those books.

Oh shit, I was just about to respond saying that they were thinking of Pern, too. Are you my dad?

Okay look. I would like to consider myself pretty savvy when it comes to gaming tropes. I know that atmosphere is a lot more terrifying than having spooky shit and jump scares thrown at you all the time. Hitchcock did horror so well because he understood the idea of having something terrifying lurking just outside…

Yes, of course. When you dishonor your family and, to restore honor, kill yourself by doing a bizarre, somewhat convoluted number puzzle.

PEPSI BLUE

I dunno, seems to be working for that PewDiePie asshole.