Thank you. It was my second tattoo. It says "No alarms and no surprises please" beneath it.

I have the notes from the beginning of this song tattooed on my forearm.

UGH FUCKING CASUALS AND THEIR LOWER STRESS LEVELS AND LONGER LIFE SPANS

I'm not quite sure if fans of teams quite count in things, due to the fact that they don't have any power over the goings-on of the team as a whole, and while subscribers are the closest thing to "fans" that a subreddit has, their roles are too different to compare (and people who contribute to the community can…

I'm surprised by this reaction, though I guess all ladyparts are different. I've been a pretty big supporter of the use of Altoids in oral sex for years with a few different women, and nobody has ever had this problem. Oh well.

I think the biggest difference is that, while both do have leadership, the NFL encompasses, what, maybe 3000 people, including players, owners, referees, dudes who operate teeshirt cannons, etc.? (Seriously, I know jack shit about the NFL, but it can't be bigger than that). Compare that to the 200th most subscribed to…

It's not entitlement to refuse to reward someone for doing the bare minimum. If a server or bartender is friendly, inviting, and actually seems to care, I'll gladly tip. But I'm not going to give someone my money just because they did their job. Mr. Pink is right on this one: If you aren't tipping the guy at McDonalds…

I just saw NIN here in Portland, with Soundgarden and Cold Cave opening. It was a life-altering experience.

Well, that might be because there's no stigma attached to liking those shows, because both are aimed at men and have primarily male casts. It's not quite the same situation.

God fucking damnit, why didn't anyone put a trigger warning on this post?!

Cool. I'll buy this, if they buy my old 3DSXL from me (not for full retail, of course) and sell me an N3DSXL that is comparable to my Link Between Worlds version.

You must be one of those people who say "Why? You didn't have anything to do with it" when someone says that they're sorry when you tell them your wallet got stolen or your mom died or something.

Huh. I'm friends with that writer. I didn't know he wrote for The Dissolve. Weird.

She is a cat, and this whole thing is bananas.

I know, weird that the guy who runs the site might have posted about things going on with the site. What's up with that?

Tangentially related to the "kicked in the balls vs. period cramps" part: I just wanted to drop in and say that I had a 7mm kidney stone removed about two weeks after my wife gave birth to our son. She maintains that her childbirth wasn't shit compared to my kidney stone trauma.

I once posted a comment elsewhere saying, "I have no issue with circumcision, but I understand why others do. To each his own" and was greeted with a wall of people flipping their shit over me being okay with it.

It's actually kinda frustrating. I'm very much in the Grower category, and it can get kinda emasculating.

Well, he has to do something now, since he got killed off in the last Hunger Games movie.

The engineering is bad. You end up having to kinda snake your dick through two layers of cloth and they kinda constrict around it. It's easier to just pull the waistband down.