I dislike them because I can do better myself. TMI, I know, but if I'm doing it, I prefer to take my time a bit (which definitely leads to the giver getting bored, and boredom and sex don't really mix all that well), and I've yet to find someone who can actually do better than just me masturbating.

The Altoids thing works well for all oral sex.

"Why are you all still bitching at us to give you Half-Life 3? It came out in March, and nobody has bought it yet." - Gaben

I need to play THPS again.

I didn't say anything about video game Kickstarters. If you've ever spent money on a video game, you've spent money that could have gone to helping people in need.

I know it's a little late, and I know that the PS4 is still selling pretty incredibly, but good work calling it on the Kinect-less Xbox One and its cost.

You're on a video games website, fella.

It's staggering to think that someone could make it to their adult life with the belief that, somehow, making assumptions about entire groups of people simply because they like a certain bit of art is somehow justifiable. Really, it says more about the person doing the assuming, and much, much less about that group of…

(Note: this wasn't meant to be so long, hopefully it isn't tl, dr!)

Ctrl+I, or just highlight it, hit "Formatting Options" click the "Aa" icon, and italicize it that way.

Oh, but the action of saying you're embarrassed to come to a website because someone wrote an article about My Little Pony, embarrassed enough that you had to let everyone know just how embarrassing it makes you feel, says a lot.

I don't collect stuffed pony dolls. My son, however, enjoys them. He's 2-years-old, so I can't really say I blame him for liking toys and cartoons, though.

I rarely enjoy crossovers, but I have a bit of art I got at a convention here that's an Adventure Time/Doctor Who crossover, with Finn as 11th Doctor and BMO as the TARDIS. It's called "Doctor Ooo".

Fun is awesome for all ages, which is why it's ridiculous that so many people hate on MLP so much.

I'm glad, potato salad man. The haters will hate, but you started with an awesome and fun idea, and ended up with an incredible and important thing. The whole thing is excellent, and you should be proud of what you've accomplished.

Goddamnit, all of my time spent spying on Tumblrites has ruined my ability to tell the difference between idiots and people making jokes. Goddamnit!

Thing is, though, there's nothing sexual about My Little Pony at all. Creeps exist and do creepy things, but they're very much not an indicator of the community at large. Fact of the matter is, most of us dig the show because we like the writing and the animation and the fact that it's a really positive show, and they…

I love it when people endorse assholish behavior on the grounds that something likes a thing that others don't.

I don't know if you know this... but chasing a ball around isn't exactly the most "adult" hobby.

What does being halfway through 2014 have to do with a show that's in its fourth season?