Ah yes, in addition to being a talented hacker, a gifted social engineer, a firearms expert, a parkour practitioner and a brutally efficient hand-to-hand combatant, I'm indeed quite good behind the wheel. Although that's mostly because all the cars have a very forgiving damage model and handle like wheelchairs on ice.…

Thank you for adding so much to the conversation.

Cinnamon Bun, you're basically 33 years old. Your dots are bumming us all out.

I have never once gotten past 192. I don't even... know how you could do this.

This joke tickles me =D

Everyone's a fucking cynic these days, right? It gets tremendously old, if you ask me.

I know you wanna slump up on these lumps, but you can't, 'cause you're a chump, a chuuuuuuuuuump

LOOKIT THAT MISERY REFERENCE RIGHT THERE. That this is why I love this fucking show SO MUCH.

Metroid never bothered me anyway.

COTD

#NotAllFitness

HACK THE PLANET!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The point is a lack of connection. Gaming has gotten better about strong female protagonists, but there are tons of games with grizzled, angry dudes who exist almost solely to shoot stuff and pretend to feel bad about it. They could be dark haired white girl protagonists, but it doesn't change the fact that all of…

That's really not terrible, either. Her son doesn't need to know who he is, and it actually makes it a bit less awful that she was making an effort to integrate him into her life.

ICE AGE COMIN' ICE AGE COMIN' LEMME HEAR BOTH SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDES LEMME HEAR BOTH SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDES

I can't think of many albums more perfect than Hospice.

I dunno, I chuckled.

It was a joke.

Nailed it!

Wes Talbott's submission to the LEGO Ideas (once CUUSOO) program did Zelda fans proud. It rightly garnered the 10,000 supporters custom projects on the site need in order to be considered for official release, and wound up one of the finalists, along with sets depicting scenes or objects from Sherlock, Back to the…