12-years-old, dude.

Oh, those old things. Every town has one!

I mean, I play a couple mobile games, like Tetris and a word game or two, but I wouldn't say that it represents me all that well.

I'm a Mobile Game.

And if you gaze for long into the vagina, the vagina also gazes into you.

I learned more about hacking from Hackers than I ever could from Watch Dogs.

Yeah, I've always referred to the area itself as "the vagina". I'm not going to call it a vulva, fuck that, no.

Today on Amazon, $25 gets you all four Alien movies on Blu-ray, plus two discs crammed with special features. [Alien Anthology, $25]

Remorseful Casting Couch
A film by Lars von Trier

Man, what a buncha cunts.

Schrodinger's Body

Someone make me a shirt for this. Maybe with like four extra rings, and a few weird growths on the logo.

That was my exact thought when I read this.

But we don't have a public apology. Just because they said "Our apologies" doesn't change the fact that the tweet equated to "Oh, we're sorry you're bothered, but we didn't say it, so we don't have to tell you that we know it's wrong."

Here's how I see it:

You must be new here.

Hey, you know what isn't the same as genital mutilation?

This is so cute. When I was really little, my friends and I tried to dig a hole to China. The ground in my childhood backyard is real loose, so we got pretty far down, maybe four feet. My dad was real pissed, but he just let it go. Kids will be kids, y'know?

That's kinda what I was thinking. Original Lara Croft is by no means a well-rounded character in the least. She comes off as immensely one-dimensional, and more or less just, as you said, an exaggerated male fantasy kickass girl. The Tomb Raider films didn't help that, at all.

I... uh... I think...