As a Nintendo enthusiast, you should know that you shouldn't take out the lack of Wii U support on the messenger. It's not biased to not mention the consoles the game isn't coming to. At this point, it's a tremendously sad given that it's not gonna be on Wii U. It bums me out, but it's more notable when games do come…

Perhaps you've seen it, maybe in a dream. A murky, forgotten land. A place where Potions may mend your ailing mind. You will lose everything. Once you become a trainer. An augur of darkness. You past. Your future. Your very light. None will have meaning, and you won't even care. By then, you'll be something other than…

So did I. I was so confused by why that joke was being made.

I am not gonna stop you, if that's what you come up with.

But this new Infamous happens in Seattle, an actual metropolis that living, breathing folks can visit or live in. This isn't a place that's just inspired by Seattle; it is Seattle. Sucker Punch has talked up its ambition to touch on what it means to live in the modern-day surveillance state and the Seattle in Second…

I mean seriously. Does she even know why Zelda's face is all messed up and crazy looking? She probably just did this to get attention, the slut.

Very nice. One of my next projects is going to be getting Hilda from ALBW on my left arm. This is just too gorgeous to not want on my body:

I have my arms tattooed and I work in none of those places. I don't know if you know this, but they invented these things awhile back: they're called "sleeves". They're bits of cloth that "cover" your "arms".

I get a lot of tattoos just because I like them and want them. I generally operate under the "Well, why not?" school of tattooing: if I can't find a really good reason to not get a tattoo, I'll consider it. Mind you, "It's not gonna look good" is a reason not to in my book. I have a fair few tattoos - I think I'm up…

That was the most venomous, vitriolic sarcasm I've seen in months. Holy shit. I think I'm in love.

Sif: The Early Years:

'Til the frail hope shatters...

I personally hate that people can't help but bitch about the content. I don't know why people want a website that only gives them games-related news. I enjoy the fact that Kotaku talks about other things that may (or may not) be relevant to my interests.

But, again, you aren't shut out from reality. You're just wearing goggles. You're more shut out from reality while taking a nap.

Today Amazon UK has the must-own Planet Earth complete series on blu-ray for around $15. Narrated by David Attenborough, free shipping, region-free. [Amazon UK]

Yes, but there are stories about people doing lazy, horrible shit while doing a thousand different things. What about that woman who shook her baby until it died because it interrupted her Farmville game? What about that guy who killed himself because a girl on World of Warcraft wasn't into him? But, to combat that,…

Please, be more needlessly hateful. The internet needs more of that.

Additionally, VR might fade away and not catch on, but what if it doesn't fade, and it does catch on? Desire is the adoptive mother of invention, and if people want to change the way they do things, they're going to try new things to see what sticks. I get what you're saying, and I have my doubts about the popularity…

Times when your house can get broken into, or catch fire:

Bob, I'm not gonna lie to you: it's really weird that you're bothered by the phone holder.