I'm crying and I'm not even sure why I am crying.

YUP

If I ever have a daughter, I would want to know that she can kill for domination, control, and humiliation if that's what she chooses.

"That was very interesting to me, as an evolutionary psychologist, that it reflects kind of ancestral tendencies."

Last time I saw Jon Stewart kick anybody that hard in the dick, it was Tucker Carlson on Crossfire.

Since when did they turn the Captain's outfit white and gold?

Well, since we're talking about Madeline Kahn...

Madeline Kahn was a fucking goddess and she should always have been living in a palace worthy of her talent.

Yeah, I'm not bothered by this. I'm more disturbed by the way that the show keeps trying to present Adam the misogynist as a "complex" and sympathetic character.

"Delete your texts and pics dude!"

I completely agree with everything you said. My wife has been happier since I got her this for Christmas which makes me happier. It also has a basic Auto Start/Schedule function built in which she uses for work days, all she has to do now is pour the tea in her mug and then she's out the door.

I completely agree with everything you said. My wife has been happier since I got her this for Christmas which makes…

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I vote for gaiwans. They are compact, easy to clean and fit all sorts of visual aesthetics. But more importantly, they allow the tea leaves to fully expand and provide the most even brewing because the leaves are not restrained. They are also ideal for brewing gong fu teas for when one is looking to intensify the…

I vote for gaiwans. They are compact, easy to clean and fit all sorts of visual aesthetics. But more importantly,…

it should be illegal to do what most of the papparazzi does. it's straight up stalking and invasion of privacy, etc. i am not going to act like i am not a consumer but jesus h christ.

I'll remind my husband of this for our next child. Now he can worry about what his tits will look like after nursing for a year.

Also only slightly surprised that they've executed more women than men. Like if given the choice of who to kill for funsies, I'm sure they'd want to slake their misogynistic rage.

Save me from programs that need a dozen plugins to do a marginal approximation of what Photoshop can do on start up.

The Gimp is analogous to Photoshop in much the same way a board nailed to your foot is analogous to a shoe.

WHY AREN'T WE DISCUSSING HOW HILARIOUS IT IS THAT TYLER PERRY IS NOMINATED FOR WORST ACTRESS??? I love that so hard, for real. The Razzies are beautiful. Also, Halle Berry and Sandra Bullock, winning their oscars and Razzies in the same year, never forget....

Cat-tica! Cat-tica! Cat-tica!