Considering how many piles of goose shit I faceplanted into as a kid playing soccer, I only feel ~70% bad about this.

Oh yeah, city rats are really struggling, it's not like the outnumber humans or anything - OH NO WAIT THEY DO

He tried. Down in the comments on YouTube, Jonathan Beilin wrote:

How is this not just Ever After High?

Ah the old "almost doubled the increase". Let's look at what that actually means:

Why do you have two identical comments, one in the grays, and one not? Anyway, excluding trash, I can see a household going years before any of those "Man chores" need to be fulfilled. Seriously, years. I lived in an urban apartment for years and had no lawn to mow, no car to fix. I also didn't have a tv, and had…

My favorite feature of the Gingerbread Estate is how all of the gingerbread women hold their purses tightly if you add a chocolate cookie to the set

You have wonderfully pointed out a lot of the problems I have with this article. Wanting to play dress-up isn't inherently a problem at all. Plus, it sounds like the mom is mad at the toys more than anything. "Dear GOD it's more tiny SHIT I have to deal with!" Sounds like a parent who has never stepped on a Lego.

Jesus Christ, this is a shitshow of an article. And it could've been done so well, too.

aaaaaaaand there it is, you have Godwin's Law-ed yourself in your own article. I'm not saying there is no way to relate these topics, but this is shoddy, bad writing. Its not even writing; all you've done is to shoehorn two images in at the end as if TA-DA! I've proved dolls = racism because book! See! See! .... This…

I miss the old Polly Pocket. There was no dress up, just choking hazards.

I thought the same. When I was pregnant, I would sometimes look at pregnancy forums and see so many women saying "I'm so glad I'm having a girl! We can do girly things together!" and the opposite "What do I do with a boy? I don't know how to do boy stuff. I'm not an outdoors/sports person." It struck me as incredibly…

The millions and millions of dollars might have something to do with it.

I mean, if someone paid me millions and millions of dollars to lick a subway handrail...I'd probably do it. I'd hate it, it'd make me hate myself as a human being...but I'm not gonna stand here and lie to you like I'm some kind of saint that DGAF…

For sure. I work in the child dependency system, and I come across people who think that having a baby will solve all of their problems quite frequently. Granted, Britney has much more money and help than the average person does, but even with those advantages I don't think it's a good idea.

...And what if she has a boy instead of a girl? Or if she does have a girl, the girl doesn't turn out to be her "mini-me?"

This reads like a caveat emptor for anyone wishing to be famous:

and that's a terrible reason to bring another consciousness and personality into the world. But yeah... I watched a documentary on the psychology of annihilation via asteroid (i.e. what would you do if an asteroid that was going to destroy earth was a year or two away with no hope of escaping). And a great number of…

It's sad that Uggs + skirt is the least tasteless thing about 50 Shades.

Or, better yet, how great would it have been for her to have shown a modicum of self-awareness and said something like, "I'm proud of the efforts I put it, but participating in this project made me realize that there are skills that I probably could hone better if I ever embark on this sort of job again." The Jesus…

"Plain and simple: Mean people need Jesus,"