Why Girls Hate Mad Men:

Whenever I bothered my parents as a kid they used to tell me to go to the park. I'd walk over there all the time, by myself, in 2nd and 3rd grade, sometimes collecting a few friends (who were probably bothering their parents too) along the way. It was a few blocks from our house and we loved it.

This is going to provide hours of entertainment to me and several friends today! Thank you.

"Aniston's bikini body: still fertile!"
"Brad lingers in Baby Gaps while filming with Ex"
"Is Angelina getting donor ovaries from Africa?"

I hear they've got special hater-sniffing dogs on the case.

I'm trying to decide if she's the kind of person who dresses her cats, but then if she ever got scratched she'd probably fire them for have a bad attitude.

No guys! It's ok! They're totally not having a melt-down! What it is is they've been the victims of a nefarious Reddit-based hack that has compromised all of their accounts! The FBI has been contacted, local authorities are even now valiantly protecting this brave couple that can totally cook, rest assured the…

My favorite moment of the episode was when she began ranting about haters sending back the food because "don't they know people are starving in Africa?!" It barely edges out the paranoid oppression hater rants.

They don't have a HUMAN CHILD yet, they have "three wonderful children trapped in cat bodies," which certainly doesn't sound like a thing they talk about in the tumblr underbelly.

I'm saying your doom and gloom position is faulty, and I'm the one who needs to take a breath?

You're right. No one ever draws the ponies as humans, no one ever dresses up as human versions of the ponies, there is no market for this and the less than two minutes of animation we've seen means that this particular version of MLP will suck.

Batman is the perfect comparison because he's been through SO MANY changes throughout the years, and the fans have learned that radical change is finite in nature so they don't lose their collective shit every time someone tries something new. If it works, it works; if it doesn't, it won't endure.

Guess not enough comic book readers around to recognize a silly elseworld's story. Batman has been a vampire, a serial killer, a Nazi, a woman, a Russian anarchist, a wizard and Superman. Were they all good? No. But they didn't destroy Batman either.

I'm betting their goal in the dolls is compete with Monster High, and the molds for those dolls were originally going to be for Bratz when Mattel anticipated acquiring the brand. All the knock-offs and competitors are copying these proportions. For good or ill, they're here to stay for a while.

It would explain why the characters retain their original coloring and keeps some somewhat pony features. I'm willing to bet the top image is box art and the dolls will be retain those ears and possibly wings. As the original target audience of the show gets older they're going to look for different toys, and this…

Bet you a dollar this was done so Hasbro can make dolls to compete with the Monster High brand. Nothing's been able to stop that sales juggernaut so far and there's only so many ponies you can make before you start running out of ponies. That's the problem when your horses don't wear clothing.

Yesterday my breasts were idling a car in the parking lot for no reason, they weren't even going anywhere. It's like they don't even care.

It's always good to hear that my breasts are a "waste." So you can't perfectly cup them in the palm of your hand like a baby hedgehog? My god, what a waste my body is. This explains why my breasts also leave the lights on all the time and refuse to recycle. When I signed up for my genes I should have checked the…

I don't know that I could eat this. Texture and consistency in food is very important for me and nothing about this sounds like I could stomach it. If they get closer to engineering a steak, perhaps. Curious to see if they could replicate the many cuts of meat. Maybe later, science.

Color me unsurprised. Anna Wintour famously refuses to invite reality stars to play at the ball. Kanye may have finagled an invitation for Kim, but they will serve ice cream in hell before Anna puts a picture of her on Vogue.