It's not his fault. The Mircaleman/Marvelman lawsuit is an incredibly complex affair that has been going on for almost 20 years and there is still dispute over who actually owns the rights to the character, but if I were to look at anyone in the proceedings for King of Dick Moves it's Todd McFarlane, NOT Neil. Rest…

He didn't cause the rift, McFarlane did. That mess is on Todd, and Gaiman's suit for ownership of Angela, Cagliostro, etc was spurred in part by Todd repeatedly using Gaiman's image without permission to sell the comics. It's not clear if Todd ever even owned the rights to Marvelman/Miracleman in the first place.

Who directed this, Ted Bundy?!

"Your choice is to cave, or let your marriage fall apart. You're the woman so that means YOU have to make this choice. Choose your choice!"

I'm pretty sure 150 rhinestones equals 1 cup of yogurt, if I have my ladysparkle math right.

Did anyone else watch "Tenko and the Guardians of the Magic" as a kid? The actual Princess Tenko would show up at the end of the show with a magic trick. That woman had the most elaborate costumes. Weird to think of her the same age as my dad's sister. Her stage show was pretty typical of the time

Alight. I'll bite. I've found ways to reduce ingrown hairs but nothing to stop them utterly. What are your methods?

Well that explains Lilo's last court outfit. Style trendsetter, everyone!

Do you know what we actually celebrate on Bastille Day? It was not only the day of the storming of the Bastille, 14 July was also la Fête de la Fédération, a feast held in celebration of the "end" of the revolution and the reunification of the three estates. Though the revolution itself continued 9 years after the…

Bastille Day is too violent to celebrate, but the United States' Independence Day gets a pass? Vous foutez du monde. I will have my champagne and quiche and I won't feel bad about it. Revolutions are bloody and violent it's just as worth celebrating as yours, which was apparently a highly civil, flowery tea-filled…

My mother is two years older than my father, my paternal grandmother was two years older than my grandfather, my uncle is two years younger than his girlfriend (they've been living together 18 years). It's a weeeeird series of coincidences from which I draw no conclusions, given that my boyfriend is a year and a half…

I already said that.

It's a difficult conversation to have and it also doesn't seem to be the one people want to have. All of the comments seem to be along the lines of "well this isn't taking money AWAY from other projects," which is utterly besides the point for me. I'm not against people making a profit off their crowd-funded…

The issue for me is NOT that having independently wealthy people participate on Kickstarter “takes money away” from other “more deserving” projects. The issue is having independently wealthy people who are perfectly capable of funding their own projects use a process meant to help people who have no other outlet for…

Finally a product that prevents my breasts from rocketing out of my bra at the slightest provocation. Now sudden turns, stairs and brisk walking won't present such a hazard to those around me.

Fuck yeah root beer. But I can still only drink it once or twice a month, because it's still pretty sweet. I can also drink Reed's Extra Ginger Brew because it is the sharpest, gingerieest soda ever, and even then a 4 pack will last me a month.

It's still your decision. You are still able to drink yourself into bad health. The ban doesn't apply to a surprising amount of places and there's no limit to how much you can purchase in the long run. Go ahead and buy 30 12 oz sodas at McDonalds. The point is to make people stop in between those 30 and think…

I'm sorry, I can't read your comment because I can't see the keyboard over my t-rex sized boobs.

A couple weeks ago I was telling my boyfriend I was going to start buying "Young Avengers," because I like Kieron Gillen. Unfortunately, I never got to finish "Journey into Mystery," the previous comic he wrote and which features a character in the "Young Avengers." Two days later, a box shows up at my apartment…

I lived in a building like that, but it had far fewer people. A 6 unit building with four dog owners and all the dogs were horrible. They were loud, mean and shat all over everything. It was disgusting. I do wonder if one of the reasons the dogs were so nasty was because they were large dogs, some very large, in…