Several years ago I was walking to work because it was a beautiful day out and I lived close by. I worked in a building overlooking a park. As I walked through the park, there were three teenaged girls walking a medium-sized dog on a short leash. As I walked past them the dog turned his head and snapped at me a few…

Sadly, googling for "average American breast size" or variants thereof doesn't seem to turn up a lot of academic information.

I think many people are surprised to learn that a D cup just isn't that big, especially when you consider the frame of the woman attached to those breasts. I've actually had people call me a liar for revealing the shocking size of my bra (32F/FF) because, "there's no way your boobs are that big." People seem to…

If a response to a woman being raped is, "what was she wearing?" then people have to be taught it doesn't matter what she was wearing.

I never think of gifts as reciprocal. I do not give gifts in order to get them in return, it's not a "gift bank." I do understand the sentiment of not wanting to give to a person who routinely doesn't give back, but that shouldn't be your baseline for whether or not people are deserving of gifts.

Make sure the seams are properly frayed so that when we start hitting each other they explode in a cloud of sexy feathers.

I'd say that Phillip is a supporting character, not a protagonist. He's one of the few princes to get a personality, but in the end he's just an extension of the three fairies. He is the weapon they use against Maleficent.

If I'm going to drink gin I prefer a Nuvagroni. It's impossible to keep the ring on a toothpick for a martini.

I'd offer to make out with you but I'm not 100% sure you're a woman or that you're wearing pink enough eye-shadow.

I was going to leave a longer comment but I find myself with an overwhelming urge watch pornography, down a vodka-birthcontroltini and have a salacious pillow fight with my lady friends. If only this image had been of a man kissing a woman, I would never have known such immoral temptations. Truly, I have become a…

Sleeping Beauty and Cinderella are not the protagonists of their films.

I always liked the fact that in the '59 Sleeping Beauty, the protagonists are clearly three old ladies. That is a trio of damn dynamic sparkly broads, Aurora is just a prop to get the story going. But she's the princess so she gets top billing for no good reason.

Just make it stop motion.

"Having children" is a reality that impacts the lives of both men and women. "Being pregnant" is not. It is a biological inequality and however much men may empathize, understand or involve themselves in women's pregnancies, men cannot participate in this activity. They take on zero percentage of the physical risk,…

Thank you.

Help me out here: Does Michael J Fox have a son or is part of the joke the fact that somewhere around 1985, Fox commissioned a Dorian-esque portrait and has been keeping it stashed in his basement all these years?

Andrew Cunanan too. Just goes to show: never brush aside someone's creepiness just because they're pretty. Creepy is as creepy does.

Some of the creepiest people I've ever met were really good looking. I suspect they thought they could get away with being creepy because they were attractive. I remember one guy in college was quite handsome and clumsily hit on me one night in the screen printing lab. I thought he was clueless and very bro, but…

I think it wouldn't have mattered what he looked like because his entire delivery is creepy. Nevermind the invasion of privacy/workplace misconduct issue. "Did you have pizza today" sounds less like a quirky pickup line and more like a reason to suspect you have a stalker. She repeatedly asked who he was and he…

Pharyngula does. It's usually baby squid, but it counts!