I never drank sodas as a kid, and I didn't get a ton of candy or super sweet treats from my parents. Sweets were fruits, dark chocolate and occasionally tarts. I do drink soda sometimes now (I like a really sharp ginger ale in the summer) but for the most part, they are just WAY too sweet for me.

Given that Princess Di has super demi-god strength and flies using magic as opposed to aerodynamic lift, I'm pretty sure we can cross off how "super heavy" things are off the list of "clothing that break suspension of disbelief."

Clark Kent blogs at Starbucks.

Nearly every single Tarantino movie to date has figures of some kind made for it, yes even Inglorious Basterds. Jackie Brown is the sole movie not to get this treatment (as far as I know). I'd have been more surprised had they not made figures at all.

My aura and I are cool with that, but don't forget to get in touch with your feminine power. You've got to really listen to that force so you know if the ch'i requires flank steak or filet. The wrong cut will fuck your aura up.

I'd write the shit out of that book.

I don't pretend to be a dietitian and I'm definitely not this book's target audience, but I'm pretty sure my natural feminine energy is well supported by the occasional pint of ice cream. In fact, I just checked my womanly aura and it said my ch'i is low on steak.

I've had very good luck with a Braun epilator similar to this one: http://www.amazon.com/Braun-Silk-Epil-Xelle-Start-Epilator/dp/B001EWFBLQ/ref=sr_1_30?s=hpc&ie=UTF8&qid=1358204810&sr=1-30

Biology lessons count as science, I don't see how anything untoward happened here.

Nice gold alien robot design.

Let your daughters take up knitting. They can join local knitting circles, like the one I went to that was half hipster boys. I spent the night talking to a guy making a cowl. He's a drummer in a band and has six really beautiful tattoos of jellyfish. Your daughter will be well protected.

I default to seeing a lot of movies alone because I tend to wait til they hit the cheap theatre a couple miles away ($2 tickets, $2 best popcorn ever, $1 drink! HOW do you not realize how awesome this is?!). And I'll get shit because, "well if you went on a date, the guy would pay for you." Says who? I LIKE this…

I went to a Louis CK show with a close friend, his brother and their room mate, as well as one of my friend's co-workers. Co-worker and Room mate were absolutely BLOWN AWAY when we told them that some of the jokes probably never happened. "Why would we he tell that story if it never happened?!" Uh...because it's a…

You beat me handily then. I had four routes, but few of the windows on the ground floor opened. I could go in through the laundry room window, conveniently located next to the bathroom, hide whatever I was wearing in the plumping access cabinet, and come out all, "What? I just had to pee." There might still be a…

You beat me handily then. I had four routes, but few of the windows on the ground floor opened. I could go in through the laundry room window, conveniently located next to the bathroom, hide whatever I was wearing in the plumping access cabinet, and come out all, "What? I just had to pee." There might still be a…

Ah, chaperoned dates. All the incentive one needs to learn how to sneak out of the house when no one is looking. Your daughters are going to come out of the experience either incredibly naïve in uncontrolled social circumstances or 10,000% more sexually experienced than you ever dreamed to worry about.

Ah, chaperoned dates. All the incentive one needs to learn how to sneak out of the house when no one is looking. Your daughters are going to come out of the experience either incredibly naïve in uncontrolled social circumstances or 10,000% more sexually experienced than you ever dreamed to worry about.

I grew up in a household where religion was totally absent. My mother used to buy me the Great Illustrated Classics series, which has a "stories from the Bible" volume and that was most of my exposure to religion. I never thought of myself as "atheist" when I was a kid, but that's what I was. I did have problems at…

Keep imagining hyperbolic arguments for me.

I know how herpes works. And once again, if you have an STI you reasonably think you could have transmitted to someone, you should tell them. Just because it's potentially a lot of people doesn't absolve you.