To which the Marines say “why do we even have an army anymore”

Follow up question - how does it feel to be competing with The Chive for readership?

When I was little wrestling was sacred in my house. Saturday morning and Saturday nights were dedicated to NWA Worldwide and NWA World Championship Wrestling. Hulk Hogan was little more than a cartoon character to me. Some guy those Yankees watched. But this...this was RASSLIN. And no one personified rasslin more than…

Why was a 12 year old boy out with his parents at 3:30am?

He uses a 6-finger glove, specially made by Mizuno.

This movie is so bad — it is impossible to be a “guilty pleasure”. Honestly.

Kit Kat is a trash candy bar.

Los locos kick your balls into outer space

Sometimes, an NFL team gives a player and contract, and then doesn’t honor it.

Two five year olds looking at each other’s wee wees are “Playing Doctor”. A 15 year old adolescent molesting a five year old is not. Never mind that there were multiple victims, multiple occasions over several years, and often the victims were originally asleep, so they weren’t ‘playing’ anything.

Your phone can't hold a charge worth crap.

If he was solid at what he does he wouldn’t be constantly apologizing on Twitter and outing his lame-duck “sources”. And I never thought of myself as jealous, but sure. I’m jealous that he can be paid that much to suck at his job that badly.

Unfortunately, many help desks REQUIRE those stupid questions, They are part of a troubleshooting script or flowchart. He is required to ask those questions even if you just answered them without being asked. If the guy doesn’t ask them, he will be called on the carpet for it NOT YOU! Just answer the questions when…

I had a similar bruise on my outer thigh after landing on it having been thrown off my motorcycle. It didn’t really hurt much. But it itched like a mofo. Also, JJ Watt will have stick legs when he stops playing football and using “weight training supplements.” Kluwe, are his legs’ thigh to calf ratio representative of…

Does the NFL rulebook explicitly say they can’t?

It was Winston Churchill with my daughter. I think a lot of babies look like Winston Churchill.

We didn’t quit calling you that just because you got a new job, Bucko.

I never asserted that you did need GM’s permission. If you did, you obviously would never have published it in the first place.

IMO, the problem lies in the law. Used to be, there were only a handful of professions exempt from overtime pay. As the years went on, corporations lobbied for more and more professions to be made exempt, and the government’s been all-to-happy to oblige them. Just because you are salary does not automatically make you…