I introduced my now wife to skiing a year or so after we moved in together. She was hesitant as she didn’t want to get hurt and I assured her that in nearly 20 years of skiing I’d never been hurt. That day I’m flying down the side of a trail and the snow gives out. I drop about a foot, my skis stop dead and I get…

Harvey Wallbanger is the drink for you

“Our bodies run off energy, calories are a unit to measure the amount of energy you get out of food when it’s digested.”

Really depends where you’re talking about. Major cities, 250k with both people working and a couple of kids doesn’t go very far.

Matt Moore got the Dolphins in to the playoffs last year! He’s a really competent backup. If the phins offensive lineman weren’t made out of paper mâché they may have even won a playoff game.

Tell him the shark will piss on him after the race and I’m sure Phelps is down.

No mention of knee wraps? Over tights you say? And I say yes. I’ve seen it. With my own two damn eyes. Was he squatting double body weight? If he weighed 70lbs, yes.

Looks like we found the Kiwi!

Counterpoint: In the market for an RS4 Avant. Urban dweller, 1 kid, 1 dog and take transit to work, so only want 1 car. Have an S3 now, may get an RS3 but would probably prefer a touch more room and the ability to load the car up for cottage trips. And i have a friend with 2 kids, a dog and an E63 wagon.

To be fair Crossfit really doesn’t do pull-ups at all

I don’t get this obsession with the taxes via a vis determining his net worth. Granted, I’m Canadian so I don’t understand the intricacies of the US tax system., but do annual income taxes in the US require you to list every asset you own along with its current value (Less any associated loans)? Because if they don’t…

Saw this on CNBC while at work and mentioned to co-workers that you’d have to be a monstrously damaged human to want this. Then found out it was a spec house. Built by a real estate agent. So, yep...

In mail, go Edit>Mark all> As Read.

My brother and I were left in the care of a family friend who left us alone in her house to run an errand. We heard a noise in the basement and went to investigate. We found what appeared to be a burglar (I don’t know why) passed out behind a couch. We assumed they were drunk (I don’t know why) and decided we needed…

That’s a game you can’t win, as the referee is a dink.

I’d say that unions are needed now more than ever.

Remember when the dumbest thing on CNN was Don Lemon? Those were good times.

The correct response to catching people engaged in semi-public sex is to say “Mind if I join?”

I was on a Hong Kong to Toronto flight a couple of years ago, and in front of me was a lady and child. The kid had his own business class pod! I was amazed, who spends 8k for a kid to be in business class. Anyway, a short time later a couple came back from first class and were talking to the kid, and it came out that…

Funny enough, I’m selling my house to rent for a bit and I’m shocked at how much cheaper it’s is to rent vs buy.