When you’re up 28-3 and the other team comes back to steal your soul, that’s a “Thrasher”.

What’s a Thrasher?

This being high school, his friends would have told me that it doesn’t count if the first time he scored was in the other end.

I’m sure Dolphins GM Chris Grier traded Tunsil b/c watching Fitzpatrick & Rosen made him confident in Miami’s qbs ability to improve those around them rather than watching Fitzpatrick & Rosen and thinking: nothing matters, life is pain, trade everyone.

I had the pleasure of watching Dan Marino’s last game in a small local bar owned by a shitheel of a Boomer who had turned the place into a Dolphins shrine, including a “Church of the Dolphin” sign. After the game, I rechristened the place as “Our Lady Of The Perpetual Disappointment”.

Who has opposable thumbs and enjoys milking nipples all day?

I take solace in the fact that Darren Rovell is working hard to figure out what type of car Boeheim was driving.

Seeing players on both teams taking a knee in front of him is gut-wrenching. Talk about adding insult to injury...such disrespect.

That’s what i thought WAS the offensive costume at first

Reminds me of this one time I saw a helicopter drop free turkeys.

Does a mariachi band count as one peice, or three? Asking for a friend.

“Let me show ya something!”

I still miss KSK’s take down of King’s MMQB article each week. I know it made Mike Tunison crazy, but that was good stuff.

Detroit; Asked grocery bag boy “God, did you hear about my SI column?”

Propane is for dinner during the week, charcoal is for the weekend.

“(for me, right up there with the swimsuit issue for must have every year)“

They didn’t.

“We need a pitcher! Not an asshole sniffer!”

If Montreal got the Expos back it would certainly not become Canada’s team. Fuck those separatist pricks.

I said one of the most amazing things I have ever seen in sports.

You know what other things I’ve seen that I would call amazing? I’m only going to include things that I actually watched as they happened, because it would be rather hard to narrow down everything that has ever happened in sports:

The Giants beating the…