Two games for cheating, two for not cooperating, two for appealing.

Of course, that was a Simpsons joke that he was “owning.”

How does this happen? I mean, don’t you need to put your feet on the brakes to put it in gear? That would mean they would rev the crap out of it before even taking it out of park and theoretically say “something here is askew...”

It’s not like a tablet has ever said stealing was a no-no.

Good. That man is a treasure, and should be preserved for future generations to love and enjoy.

They are great for the millions of commuters that have to drive and don’t like shitty radio. It doesn’t seem hard to understand. If you like the format of radio, but hate the specific time, commercials, etc. podcasts scratch your itch. Plus good podcasters pull good guests. Ass-Crack and Back Sack in the morning…

Hold fast, Kyle. Do not listen to these people. There are plenty of gambling sites out there for them already, whether informative (lines) or scammy (picks). They just want you to go out, find and hire this mythical gambling wizard for them, and publish his picks for free. Day-to-day gambling coverage is obnoxious,…

You’re trying to argue in favor of leaving a child alone in the car if you’re a smart (“Smart”) person, even though we established with that horrific Craigslist sale that you never know what’s going to happen. Half of the solutions to avoiding that situation involved having someone back you up; if we don’t want to…

There is absolutely NO , ZERO, NADA reasons to leave a child unattended in a car. If a person does this, they are idiots and should be charged with child endangerment.

Unlike Pete Rose, Brady’s actions actually have something to do with playing the game.

Please let this be for Brady what gambling was for Pete Rose.

You’re just adding more holes for him to try to put his penis in.

“We knew that Halifax was gonna get blown out. We got that message loud and clear with a few hours to spare. So we decided not to show up at all. Thank fuck.”

I had a dog that loved eating rubber bands. I don’t know where they came from half the time, but I know where they ended up.

I was in the hospital for a couple of weeks with pneumonia, and my then-husband was watching my pug. When I got home, he had pooped in the living room, and there was a teddy bear leg in it.

I skinned a rattlesnake and pinned the skin to a board to dry overnight. Somehow Maggie got to it and ate the whole skin. I found an enormous dog shit the next morning with a rattle sticking out of it like a dorsal fin

Yeah my dog shit yarn after he ate part of a rug.

Panty hoe!!!!

I have similiar story, dog had chewed on a couch throw pillow, didn’t realize how much she actually ate until a day or two later when she tried shit out a long piece of blue yarn, that had become stuck. So I stepped on yarn and pulled dog in opposite direction, after a quick yelp everything was cool, she never chewed…