No, although there is this thing called the Internet where such material is abundant. Just use the AOL keyword "Lemon Party."

FYI... most libraries have pretty good ebook selections now, if you want to hate-read something but a) don't want to pay for it and b) don't want to embarrass yourself on the subway. That's how I read these books. I had pretty much exactly the same feelings about them, but never could have stated it so well, so…

LETS GET FISHICAL, FISHICAL

That's because you're an asshole. And not just an asshole, but also a complete moron without even the most limited logical reasoning skills.

He has almost certainly done more damage to his HOF chances than Shaper did by being a rapist. Because the football media is a bunch of self important jackanapes.

"....a popular Southern California animal/theme park best known for being the only place where the guests sometimes get to watch apex predators never meant to be kept in swimming pools savagely maul the performers during shows. "

Question, is Paul Allen sick, he did not look well?

I work with a Patriots fan, and I am a Dolphins fan.

I agree. There is trouble a-brewin' in the GOP-verse.

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Did not read article but headline graphic looks like grabbing boobs so I'll assume that's what I'm supposed to do.

That blank space that pops up when you click "reply" doesn't have to be filled in, you know.

On the other hand, another thing people don't tell you about your wife being pregnant, is that you might get the exact opposite reaction.

"Tiger? Golf??? TEETH?!?!?

You shut your mouth. BASEketball was awesome. Also, in some ways, borderline prophetic.

They would have just blocked each other, but neither one knew how.

I don't think Muskoka has ever produced a not great beer. Detour is exceptional. Their cream ale is one of my favourite beers.

That's the most upsetting use of an ineligible receiver since Mark Chmura.

NOW I get it.

Greetings. Our daughter didn't start pooping on the pot regularly until she was five. My favorite were all the times she would absolutely refuse to poop anywhere at all for six days in a row, got completely backed up, and we would have to deploy the enema. Those times convinced me that rinsing soiled panties out in…