Man. Talk about deja vu. My poor kid would sit there grunting and squeezing and bawling. She could pee in a toilet with the best of them but got total stage fright when it came to number two. I'd finally feel bad and just slap a diaper on her and close the door.

When asked which day of the week was especially difficult on Twitter, Cutler responded "definitely the eighth one."

No, you refer to NadNog.

The last thing college football needs is another coach caught tagging children.

So when I was in college, I was going to go home on the Wednesday before Thanksgiving, but not really planning to do anything Wednesday day. So it's Tuesday night, a few friends and I had had dinner. I'm feeling pretty good. So I pack up, and about 10 pm hit the road. It was a 3 hour drive. So I get home to my parents…

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Luke Donald: [to caddy] Did you see that huge monkey?

"OH GOD. It's like I'm right back at the '97 Masters."

I'm very confused when you tell a white person "IT'S NOT ABOUT YOU" when talking about an issue that is very much rooted in racism. Maybe I'm an idiot, but I don't understand how you can discuss racism while leaving out one half of the equation :/ How can things get any better if white people don't acknowledge…

The most generous version of what happened here would involve King getting caught up in a game of telephone

Fitzpatrick: Bryan, give me two numbers from the 90s and Brady's going to multiply them together.

Also, most cops squids are on a huge above the law power trip. They enjoy being that giant dick with a badge crotch rocket. Most traffic enforcement biker gangs harbor societal discontent by giving out shitty revenue generating tickets showing off dangerous tricks to whoever they can, pestering people and generally…

Kill a man? WTF are you talking about?? God help the f***tards you ride with if they start to act like in the video (or in any way that makes a cop decide that is the best course of action). And god help them if they pull their guns or actually use them against a police officer...Then they're really f***ed for life if…

There are many other options at your disposal, like running the ball! That seems okay. And play action!

Oh so we can objectify the dad???? Reeeal nice double standard, Hitler Junior.

There was a letter of the week a few months back in the fun bag where a guy said he would always eat it (was planning to tell his non-swallowing gf to get her to give it a go). That letter still haunts me to this day.

isn't Jizz-Hands a popular move on Broadway Theater productions?

What a hack comment.

I bet Klemko thought the punishment was fare.

"A little thing that can turn into anything at anytime."