By "far less" he means the amount of time espn spends covering the play

Dana tweeted that he still owes him 1 fight.

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"he didn't come cheap"

Looks more like a twink.

I agree with his larger point. I disagree with that point. Functioning adults can maintain that distinction. If you're interested in scoring some cheap points in the great internet outrage circle-jerk, take it someplace else. I'm fresh out of fucks.

Serpentine! Serpentine!

@JorgeAndresESPN sorry that my comments on sportscenter thursday sent the wrong MSG

Lack of professional photography doesn't seem to put a damper on other forms of porn. At least not according to the informal poll I just conducted in my browser history.

Hey, sorry, man. I know some people don't appreciate the length and discursiveness of the Foodspin posts, so I always post a bare-bones, nuts-and-bolts short-form version of the recipe over on my personal Kinja. Here's this week's one:

PUT ALL OF YOUR ARTICLES INTO A BOOK AND I WILL BUY EVERY SINGLE COPY.

"Date Rape" was robbed!

"I know the perfect word to describe the racial composition of this team."

but this is Dolphins beer pong, where the loser pays the entire hotel bill, gets beaten with a sock of quarters, and is subject to racial epithets the rest of the week.

I switched glasses when your back was turned! Ha ha! You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders - The most famous of which is "never get involved in a land war in Asia" - but only slightly less well-known is this: "Never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line"! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha…

Most NFL coaches have a Type A personality; Rex Ryan has a Type II.

At least the school didn't just put its head in the sand, like rivals Oregon State Technical Research Institute for Culinary Health.

Alright guys, let's do this. Let's comment on this article without referencing "Schiano men" or Richie Incognito. I'll start.

It's time like these I get sad that Madden is retired and can no longer draw a giant cock on the screen.

Personally I thought it was ridiculous this wasn't reviewed; his collapse progress was clearly stopped at the 25.