that was my first thought as well.

I’m not sure if MMA can survive if the only outlet is the UFC. I’m not sure how to structure and promote fights in another way, but the has to be somethimy better where the fighters get to keep more of the money

Kick Mickey Mantle out of the cryostatis tube to make room for Rickles.

That was not very good.

The whole “It’s cheating. They got caught.” thing only works if you think having less-inflated balls has a big effect on the game. Personally, I don’t.

My wife took a picture of our daughter wearing some hair clip when she was 1 and sent it to the lady who made them. The lady thought she was sooo cute and asked if she could go on their website. My wife said yes, and showed it to me and I pointed out that while the clip did look cute, had no one noticed that our kid…

I heard Whitlock hired him.

People can’t tell how long your kid has been in the car alone. Are they asleep? Have the passed out due to the heat? You can’t tell. So people will err on the side of caution and call 911.

As a casual passer-by how can I differentiate between your kid who’s been left for a few minutes intentionally while you run an errand and the kid who’s half an hour into an 8 hour day of being left in a car by accident?

Sooo what yard line are you season tickets on?

Wrapping a baby in a batwing has to be an advanced move. Worth 5 kicks?

Seems like his agent fucked up pretty large here. He should have let La’el get drafted, then not sign if the round was too low and give it another shot next year. You’d think an agent would put a tiny bit of thought into how to play this out. Flushed a free option.

I smell burnt toast

A good, common sense rule: the smaller the place, the smaller the dog.

That’s incredibly nice for you to say

My dog once at a knee high panty hoe. Well, he did it twice. but the first time stands out.

My mother in laws dog ate a giant container of vasoline. Only thing worse than oily dog sharts are greasy ones. He seemed pretty miserable, but a month lady did it again. My mother in law now keeps vasoline in a locked cabinet.

I suspect, that they won’t show a profit, thus won’t pay taxes AND can keep salaries private.

The single comment in his history suggests the latter.

It’s not everyone’s reaction because some kids grow up never contemplating that their parents have an existence separate from them.