The best is all the message you get afterwards. Killing boosters is my hobby, as well.

I remember the year (years?) they did a Super Bowl halftime show. It was great. So much better than watching what ever geriatric rock band was playing.

I think your anger would be better directed at the people MAKING those jokes.

That’s the sort of useful context that would be great to have in the article.

Scavengers, scalpers, re-sellers, etc. suck all the fun out of stuff other people genuinely love. Not cool.

The Venn diagram of narcissist and asshole has a bunch of overlap. And she’s right in the middle.

$80 a week in formula? Is that possible? my wife breastfed our kid, so I’ve never bought formula. Is it that expensive?

If a snowboarder can get past you, it means you are skiing too slow.

When I quickly glanced at the photo it looked like someone in a yellow hazmat suit carrying a massive dildo under their arm.

well, I'm talking about normally human beings. Not the chemical cocktails that parade on a professional bodybuilding stage.

Really depends. You need to have some muscle mass. If you get your 6 pack from just running, you will look gaunt. You need to have some muscle mass. Id' say if you can't bench your body weight 10+ times and squat 1.75x your bw, and deadlift 2 times your bw, and do 10 plus pullups, you probably aren't going to look…

Squats go to parallel or below. These are not squats.

Huh, he looks like a shaved goat boy.

so incredibly unthinkable that he was jumping up and down from the kitchen table 24 hours later. Must have been just awful.

When I was a kid, my mom's idea of dessert was sliced banana in a bowl, covered with orange juice.

Interesting. Wouldn't have changed my decision as the cat was trying to claw the dogs eyes. Unprovoked, I'll add. Choices were give him up or declaw.

Not sure if this is true any more. We had our cat declawed (yes, we are monsters, thanks for asking) and the vet used a laser. He showed us an anatomical diagram of a cats claws and showed where the cuts were made with a scalpel vs a laser and it looked like the laser really just gets the claw. Our cat was running and…

I hope he makes it. Having been through leukemia with my dad, I know how long the odds are for folks over 60. It's a tough road. We can all help by getting in the stem cell database, http://bethematch.org/ or www.onematch.ca in Canada.

I prefer to roast with out the bed of potatoes and onions. Then use the juices, some flour and lemon juice or white wine to make a gravy. A salty, acidic gravy of deliciousness. To be sopped up with a nice crusty bread.

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