I truly expect this series to kill the starring actors' careers.

+1 free hot tub cleaning

What about Muskoka? I'm a fan of their Detour.

How is this even a question? A furry bear dick ended up on the news. If that isn't HOF worthy, nothing is.

My kid is 3 and a half and she refuses to poop in a toilet. She waits 5-7 days then cries to be put in a Pull-Up, which she then destroys. I've told her she will get a kitten when she starts pooping in the toilet, with no effect.

This is setting up nicely. Guy who got Tebow for the Jets now an Exec VP with the Dolphins. I almost want them to draft him, cause, shit, they aren't going to be good, so might as well get some laughs out of next season.

The risk is too large for anyone to try it.

I'm guessing their thinking was, our owner is old. He likely won't outlive the next coaches contract. And a guy who has options elsewhere doesn't want his contract length hinging on an ogenarian's heart.

It shall now be. For a pearl necklace that gets in the hair. As in "I was totally cool with the pearl necklace, but then it turned into a pearl scrunchie and now I have to wash and blow dry my hair"

If I'd ever drank Satan's cum, it would have been part of a deal that meant I'd have so many better thing to do than post on deadspin

more guessing about Satan's semen. I've had nog several times.

Eggnog taste like Satan's semen, I imagine.

There is a guy at my gym who just lays in the floor in the middle of everything. Got a pic of him.

A few months ago my wife woke me by saying "Someone opened the garage door" I went flying outside in my boxers, trailed by my 150lb dog, to find the garage door open and the light flashing like a strobe. Heart pounding, no one to be seen. Seems like it was a short in the wiring.

This sounds nice compared to the laws in Ontario. Your car can be impounded on the spot for 7 days, for 30mph above the limit. Or if a cop says you were driving recklessly.

A good way to test if you've done it right is to track cars that pass you, by following them in the rearview and then to the side view mirror, making sure you never lose sight of them.

You don't negotiate with a toddler who wants pizza every damn night for dinner, and you don't negotiate with racists (either by intention or ignorance) on how to fix a racially prejudiced justice system.

Might I suggest the weekly Peter King article on the KSK site?

So, since the launch of MMQB, King has fucked up 2 stories on Ray Rice, made a horrible tweet while the world was waiting for the Ferguson grand jury and had an employee assault a cab driver and steal his cab. This is exactly the sort of clusterfuck I was hoping his stint running his vanity site would be. Carry on…

I'd let my 92 year old dad go home with a random bartender. I am a good son.