Yeah, I thought the cops might go that route as well. I wonder if it is a matter of protocol that they don't use them on bikes

Amazing that a guy who can repel off a helicopter into a compound at night, secure the area, search for and execute the target, can't find a suit jacket that fits.

Drysol

I think it's more that he's 4 yards beyond the line of scrimmage that irks people about the play, rather than it being a run of the mill throw away.

This is the first step in soccer's mainstream acceptance in America.

While working in London I'd get odd looks buying Stella in the Tesco Express beside my apartment on the way back from work. Mentioned it to guys in the office and they said the clerk was probably surprised to see someone in a suit buying it.

If you want to be a pro golfer you should study Hogan's swing and Poulter's marketing. Guy has made a fortune off of a below mediocre career.

A few years ago my brother and I were nearly sideswiped by a drunk driver on the highway. Guy was slumped onto the steering wheel and looked like he was passed out. We called it in and happened to get off at the same exit and decided to follow him to give the cops the address. He pulls into an apartment complex, parks…

Wasn't there a guy in the military jerk off letters who always jizzed in his hands and then ate it?

I just want to know Peter King's take

I've shared this before, but...

Irish guy here. No clue how to avoid that. My daughter is in ballet. Her grandmother normally takes her (as it was her idea to sign her up) but one day she couldn't do the pick up, so my wife had to go. She arrives 5 minutes late (the studio has like 10 spots, and is the largest within 20 kms. She spent a long time…

In the email invite for my kids 3rd birthday, autocorrect changed "party' in the subject line to "orgy" so I feel this guy's pain.

Even the nutjobs won't use Kinja for tips!

Better options somewhere else

I preach to people that the don't need to go to a gym. A squat rack, oly barbell and plates don't take up much room in a basement, saves you money and time as well.

I see your pork and raise you a beef

There was a sushi place down the street from my old place that I visited often. When I walked in the chefs made a big deal, like Norm walking into Cheers. People in the restaurant looked at me trying to figure out if I was someone important. Little did they know that the chefs were about to engage in a race with me.…

Cross Fit: not enough GPP for a punter in the NFL

The UFC has outlived its usefulness. It was needed to get the sport mainstream buy in, but now it collects the lion's share of the money which should be going to the fighters. I'm not sure what the solution is, but the sport can't carry on with one promoter.