Well, that was fast. Prepare for your Ginger Hammering.

They passed on Brees in the draft, too.

Dick Cass reminds me of a guy I know whose last name is Skock. A last name that ruins any first name.

Sugar-free Shamus

And yet, every time I open a container of Neapolitan that's been in the freezer for longer than say, 30 seconds all the chocolate is gone. And I have to shout at my daughter for not eating the goddamn strawberry like she said she would.

Did you shit your pants or something?

Can someone point out to Alex that if he's flipping through his yearbook in the future, it will probably be driven by a deeper sadness than he feels about Superbowl 48.

According to today's MMQB (I truly don't know why I read that crap) he's there to report on the impact on high school football. Yes. Seriously.

Wow. Where are we going to get updates on how this situation is going to affect local high school football? I've been dying for that analysis, and MMQB had me covered.

Shit, Tiger's homeless and broke now? Oh, wait, no. Still rich, still one of the all time great golfers. Why you seem to care what he does with his genitals is beyond me. He betrayed his wife and let down his kids. He gave you exactly what he promised, a dominating career in golf.

Ha! As a kid I spent a year in the Caribbean. Blew my Canadian mind that you could walk down the street and pull a mango off a tree.

Uhh, how is mango 16th? I'd stomp a litter of kittens to death to have a mango tree in my back yard.

He's sitting on a load that could shampoo a water buffalo.

You don't know what exponential means.

The driver is the worst club to be beaten to death with. Putters, wedges and irons could all go through a skull thanks to their toes, and maybe only in 4 or 5 whacks. But a driver? nope. Just a big, light, round thing banging on your skull.

Perhaps mining the anonymous masses for content has some unforseen downside?

uhh, he weighs about 165 pounds. That's not the juice. Or if it is, it a remarkably poor usage.

"I can help with that!"

ingrown hair extraction.

Ha! I try to say shoot in front of my daughter now. As soon as I do, she says, "I think you meant shit, daddy"