At 10 am tomorrow, people should tweet "Sensitive penis" to Rovell. I'm curious how long his phone would beep/vibrate for.

Yeah. Thing is, at that age, I figured there'd be lots of orgy opportunities. Turns out, just the one.

In university I was in a crappy bar one night with a friend. Next table over was 4 flight attendants and a pilot. All in their uniforms and getting very drunk. We ended up joining our tables together and getting absolutely wrecked. I was looking to head back to the hotel with 1 (or 2! [Ahhh, youth]) of the ladies when…

I've honestly lost the ability to tell which responses are serious and which aren't. Twitter has shown me the stupidiest people over and over and over, I think I now believe everyone is that dumb.

If you could have Beyonce, would you fight Solange

That might be a piece of reverse psychology.

Here in Toronto we have the additional indignity of the land transfer tax. It used to be you paid just a provincial tax. Then the city decide, hey why not rip off home buyers too. So know, you buy an average detached house and you get to cut a check for 35 or 40k. You never get that money back. It's gone into the…

Schmuck, schmuck, douche.

That so?

For the heavy sweaters, try Drysol. I use it one night a month or so, and just deodorant the rest of the month, and no more sweating.

I'd rather do 600 pull ups than run 600 yards

So assuming Sterling has his finances and reputation damaged by an illegal recording that was spread by TMZ, could he sue them? I should add I'm thrilled with the punishment, just curious where this goes from here. He doesn't sound like the sort to just roll over.

how can you play a rough sport with such thin skin?

Tracks are for fun.

List of teams you'd least like to get in a bar fight with:

Agreed completely. If you are strong enough to lift it, you are strong enough to put it away.

I've crashed like that in full gear and it sucked. I can't imagine no armour or helmet.

A couple of winning years will make the transition to Toronto that much easier.

Agreed. A guy who is a scratch on a typical course would have a tough time on a course prepped for a tour event. But the pro would have no trouble on a typical public course.

I'm truly stunned that HamNo isn't a crossfit guy.