holy shit!

At my old job we had a guy called the Shy Pooper. He would hang toilet paper over the cracks at either side of the stall door. No idea why. But we spent hours trying to figure out who it was. If you saw someone come out of the stall with the toilet paper hangers you'd make a mental note and discuss with co-workers to…

Final year of high school football I had a career game (3 sacks, 2 forced fumbles, 1 of which I recovered myself). The day after games, on the morning announcements over the PA they'd run down the score and individual players highlights. Defensive players rarely got a mention, but I figured this had to be worthy. In…

As a writer, he's a great kicker. Probably the best.

I played golf yesterday and had to brush snow off my car this morning. Does not compute

ahhh, makes sense.

is it CIBC? I hope its CIBC.

Let's assume deadspin is anti-mma (I dont think they are but I'll give it to you) does that make their criticism of this incident any less correct? I'll make another assumption, you're a fucking idiot.

Security was called at a hotel on my wife and I for the loud sexy-time. One of the proudest moments of my life.

When they are dead, they are called hookers.

First day of the trial was 5 weeks ago, but there have only been 18 days of testimony. Or am I Missing a joke?

Because kinja is shit.

They must be using Kinja

If you don't fight, you aren't Irish. You sound like a Brit.

Just run the guy over.

Guy who gets rich from bubble sees bubbles everywhere.

That's why my britches are platinum. People assume they're just silver and leave me alone.

Anyone know when hgh became readily available?

I'm sorry, but a 16 has never beat a 1, so you can just remove all those brackets is just as lazy as 2^63