Guy tells his doctor, my dick has turned orange. Hmm says the dr. Any change in diet or medication? Nope replies the patient. Has your work environment changed. Again, no. Well it has to be something, says the dr. Any change to your routines at all? Well, my wife started going to a book club on Tuesdays. Ok, say the…

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-Rashad Johnson

I think the realization that after being filmed streaking you lose the ability to use the huge vagina excuse was too much for this kid.

I was thinking that if this drags on, even if acquitted, Hernandez will definitely lose weight sitting in jail. If he gets off, and comes out weighing 215, he'd be the proverbial guy who goes in to jail a tight end and comes out a wide receiver.

First time that pudgy little shit didn't raise his hands to shovel food down his maw.

Had Titanic Avoided Iceberg, All Would Have Arrived Safely

Deadspin Job Test: load a revolver with 5 bullets. Spin, put gun in mouth and pull trigger. If it goes click, you get a job.

I meant to ask this for the fun bag, but forgot to send it in. When news broke of the potential shooter in DC last week (turned out to be a lady in her car, no gun) I had a brief thought of what if it's Obama? The pressure of the job and the intransigence of the GOP caused him to snap, he decked a secret service guy,…

So does that make Denmark, Sweden, Finland and Canada bad examples?

The reason you are more likely to die in the ER in England is because you are only there for a serious health incident. Unlike in the States where the ER is used by the uninsured for comparably minor incidents.

Totally not a big deal. He was thirsty and accidentally drank from the vodka laced juice boxes.

"Do steroids really shrink you balls?"

Are you dense? Snigger is a word. A little further up a link was posted to a dictionary entry, but I'll add another. http://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/bri…

Ha, I'm generally the last one to go to race, but given 2 absurd options (1. That someone thought sniggers had a race component or 2. That some one would debate optimum word chooses for a fucking deadspin comment) I went for the one I thought was most likely.

Sure, let's stop using a word just because it sounds like a different offensive word. We should also stop using:
Spooky
Punt
Lock
Miss
Duck
Tank
Bass
Spoon
Rambo
Laid

You seem to be looking at this as a way to improve player safety while the NFL is looking at it as a way to reduce liability.

Mississippi logic at work, ya'll.

Perhaps a website that glorifies YouTube street brawls isn't the place for that question.

I used to downhill, but realized I was travelling at damn near highway speeds within inches of trees and gave it up. That and I had a crash that managed to knock me out cold and destroy a helmet.

In highschool I joined the ski team. Not cause I cared about racing, but it got me 8 days out of class to ski at private clubs that I otherwise couldn't. Plus they served beer. Our team was a bit budget and as such there were only 3 helmets among the 7 or 8 of us (side note: there was this girl on the team who had the…