I trust that Deadspin will now stop running any articles on NFL games, in light of your proclaimed policy of purity.

So long as Deadspin publishes anything about the NFL other than pieces criticizing its nefariousness, pieces like this merit nothing more than an eyeroll and a wanking gesture. I already used Woolley’s nuggets-eating-each-other image in a comment recently, so we’ll go with this instead:

I think a manager in baseball and his steady hand is sometimes taken for granted among the major sports - just fill out the lineup card and let it rip. I’m not the first to say this but I think Dave Martinez is a major part of this problem, the Nats seem to be out coached regularly.

I’ve been doing this all my life with the microwave.
My wife slams it like she saw a ghost. Every. Time.

You could also have the argument that having a runner on forces the fielders to adjust, making it more likely the next guy gets a hit, whereas a home run that clears the bases allows the pitcher to view it the same as the start of a fresh inning. But my instinct would be that the slight edge you get with a man on secon…

There’s a legit statistical analysis to be made here, by someone who has the data. Define a rally (3 guys get on base on a row? 4? 2?) and see whether a home run or a double has any impact on whether a rally continues, compared to any other way of reaching base safely. I’m honestly curious about it!

All right, kid, looks like you have to give the Baez ball back.

The reasoning is sound, but fails to align with the homeless/tourist issue where large numbers of folks who aren’t buying anything at your venue attempt to use the facilities. In addition to dirtying the restroom this also leads to just more people in your place.

Though it frustrates me when I’m out for a lunch walk…

It’s great for the homeless people. Awful for the customers and establishment. Would you be pleased if the bathroom had a naked homeless dude by the sinks using paper towels to wash? Add the used syringes, people trying to sneak in before close to stay all night, it would be anarchy.

This is a bad take. You’ll get homeless guys basically taking a homeless shower in your restaurant bathroom.

So turn your nice establishment in to a public urinal...are you stupid

Also, a drunk using the bathroom could either trash the place, or spread human waste products all over the room.  When that happens in a hotel or restaurant, it’s the staff that has to clean up.

That’s a terrible policy. The bathrooms would have to be cleaned more often, use more consumables and cause unnecessary foot traffic in a business. Government doesn’t need to fix a problem that doesn’t exist. 

Generally the issue with that, especially in big metro areas, are the homeless, specifically homeless drug addicts. They’ll lock themselves in and shoot up, and then you have to call the police to get them out. That’s why you’ll see a bunch of fast food places have keypad locks on their doors, and you only get the…

You don’t get it yet, do you? Deadspin firmly believes that all sports writing outside of their site is trash and racist. 

Bleacher Report, a sports site for idiots

Pardon my possibly missing something obvious but what does Barstool have to do with this?

One caveat with this: Many accountants for the masses are tax preparers and looking backwards on the previous tax year. They aren’t always forward-looking to 10, 20, 30 years down the road. This isn’t a knock against accountants at all. Also, many accountants try to help you pay the least amount in taxes today, which…

As a 50-something person, I can say I wish someone had told me this when I was the Millennials’ age. But I listened to my parents, and was dumber and poorer for having done so. I can’t say I’ve made fabulous decisions since I learned to ignore their advice, but I’ve definitely done no worse.

“Because of Boomers". No, it's primarily because of decisions politicians made without our consent.