Or, conversely, if you act like a criminal, expect your interactions with the criminal justice system to be unpleasant and counter to your wishes and desires.

That’s actually a great point. His original score was likely real, but he just couldn’t stand to not be on top

Well, 35 years ago he wasn’t using Mame (it’s as old as ‘97, 21 years).
This is more akin to a baseball player, in his prime, getting into the guiness book of world records while young and clean. Then, later in his career, trying to chase down better records & getting caught using steroids to cheat. While the original…

I once almost got ticketed in Albuquerque for riding home at night in the bike lane with little to zero reflectors. Cop was like I don’t want to have to scrape you off the pavement.

“Could you guys, uh, show us an example of something, umm, that, you know, we shouldn’t be looking at? Or a few examples, just so we know, you know ...”

You think no one 69s in real life?

I’d be looking at porn on my phone if I had to sit through that.

As much as I’m loath to jump into this, lets be reasonable here there are some elements we need to unpack

When you’re a Jet you’re a Jet all the way/From the day you are drafted till the day you are arrested or disgraced or whatever.. um, day!

I guess I don’t understand this argument. Is there concrete evidence that Bruce Sherman is in this only for a quick buck? How is this worse than what Loria was doing for the last several years? The Astros lost over 100 games for two years after Jim Crane took over and 92 a third year. Was Jim Crane a “craven…

To be fair to Donny Baseball, I don’t think he’s implying those players weren’t good; he was just asking Harper to not shittalk the Marlins.

Her going down the run reminded me of my 80 year old dad walking across an icy parking lot.

That was a gritty performance.

Yo, what are you talking about? She makes it all the way up to the blue line five out of six times, doesn’t fall down, SKIS BACKWARDS, and doesn’t degrade herself or her country with showboating theatrics. Just good, clean skiing. Give this woman the Gold medal for efficiency and self respect.

... with at least $29,700 left over to buy a new knockoff copy of the ring. Only you would know it doesn’t have the authenticity certificate. :)

I thought you were a psychiatrist? Y’know, “his therapy was going nowhere” etc.

but what if it was an actual news outlet that wrote a critical piece about an advertiser

I get that, but I mean, changing a somewhat misleading headline that unnecessarily calls out a specific brand is different than “dictating content”, no?

I meaaaaan... this is fine? I feel like calling out Wendy’s in the original headlines was kinda shitty? Obviously the message was cut out fast food but Brown’s experience was tied to a nearby Wendy’s. So while it can be pointed out in the article that he stopped going to Wendy’s, calling them out in the headline makes…

HEADLINE THAT SAID NOT NOT EAT SPONSOR’S FOOD ADJUSTED AT SPONSOR’S REQUEST